Am I the only one?

'sup girl! you're my ';'coz without you nothing makes sense

Update..

"Hey, what are you changing in the code?"

"Nothing that will affect your side"

1st year:"I just want to do computer science coz I heard there's a lot of money in it."

Me: "Oooh! So I won't be seeing you next semester"

Google Chrome has adopted material design. Expecting a change request from the client to change it back to how it looked before.

When PM don't listen, no fuks was given by us devs.

Ok so I switched to Linux not so long ago and after using vim some time i did :wq in notepad 😂😂

I took leave from work for a couple of days and guess what... 😁

Seems to be working :)

Apple be a crazy <put your slang here>

Joke of my life...😂😉😉

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

At times I agree

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

"knock knock"
"who's there"
...five minutes pause...
"Java"

*such is Life with Java*

Some bugs are like icebergs...
...There is more and more under

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

Windows 10
Disclaimer: No bugs were harmed in the production of this OS.

Programmer's proposal:
(CLI:)

Will you marry me?[Y/n]

When you realize tomorrow is Friday :o

I'm so confident

someone's string.format didn't work...

The struggle ...

When you override a CSS class...

A friend sent me this earlier today 😂

Javascript is so loose it puts Kim Kardashian to shame.

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.

Happens every day:
"could you please fix those bugs ASAP? Testers are waiting for it"
*resolve the issue and inform the requester*
(two weeks later)
"Thanks, I'll inform the testers they can begin their tests"

Ugh, how ASAP makes everything seem so urgent and important

My, my... where has the time gone?