This is a legit toy my dogs got in a Bark Box. The resemblance is crazy.

Learning Rust and I’m loving the process. I haven’t been this excited to learn a language since c++ years ago!

“Low code”, drag-and-drop BULLSHIT

Humanity’s been fucked up much longer than you’ve been aware of it.

Dropping several production tables at my first job. Nobody died but I thought I was headed for Guantanamo..

People say “spun up” or “spin up” too much.

Does CISA actually not see the irony here...?

“Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”

Getting frustrated and just randomly changing things to see if I can make it work.

My first dev job evolved from an internship and ended with me screaming “fuck” at people for a few months until they finally got sick of it and gave me the boot. It was a fair call 😂

I have a nice desk, but my dogs insist that I work sitting on the floor with them. Just in case y’all were wondering who the bitch is in my house. It’s me.

These comics are too relatable

Master’s in cyber security: worth it?

To actually finish one of the 50,000 books I’ve bought in the past four years...

I’ve had meetings specifically for team A’s problems. Team B gets invited to assist. Within ten minutes the meeting was all about team B and none of team A’s problems were solved. “Team B” is notorious for hijacking meetings. I’m not a psychologist. I don’t feel qualified to speculate about WHY they do this...

My Desktop folder just as well be an outhouse for all the shit I dump in there.

Apple Pano stitch of moving images/Colin Jost’s new face. Get it? It’s a joke.

Any medical marijuana users smoke while they develop? Do you find it that it negatively affects the quality of your work? Your throughput?

All of them. I’m just awkward.

So this has happened before, but I think I’m gonna deliver late on this project. I really don’t want to look bad within the first six months of a new job. Someone lie to me and say it’ll all work out. 😭😭

WFH essentials:
1.) MouseJiggle

End list.

I despise the “...but everyone already knows how to use this (do it this way, etc.),” excuse. Fucking despise that shit.

“A system called COBOL...” got a shout out on CNN. 🙄 Blame the IT departments for cheap ass lawmakers providing funds... I hate IBM as much as the next breathing human but damn 😡😡

Learning CUDA

No pants.

My company hasn’t made any major changes yet.

IBM makes the ABSOLUTE shittiest products. It doesn’t matter what it is. They just don’t fucking try. They don’t try anymore. I don’t know if they ever did. I am convinced that 99.999999% of the world’s problems are because of IBM’s shit. War? IBM. Famine? IBM. Gun violence in America? IBM. The BM has to stand for Bowel Movement because that’s all they are. They’re fucking shit. And you can disagree with me. I don’t fucking care because I’m right and you’re wrong. IBM. Is. Fucking. Shit.

My coworkers get annoyed at my insistence that we stress test our inputs. Today, whilst doing just that, I tried to put a big ass integer into an environment variable in Postman. It’s been frozen for 10 minutes. 🤣🤣 THIS is why we test our inputs!!!! 😫

I’m a “programmer” who doesn’t program. Whose idea was this shit?? Hmu if you know. I’ll wait.

What would you expect the position of “programmer analyst” to entail?