System.out.println(1+2+" = "+1+2);

3 = 12, Hence Proved!

When you first start learing development patterns on Java

Real life scripts

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Java Joke......

Frontend developers, your thoughts on this?

http://en.arguman.org/react-is-most...

IP Man == Network administrator

Vim users be like : "It took me 3 months to learn how to actually use Vim and I'm am totally gonna brag about it".

Well guess what, I was coding with a friend of mine in a café .The waiter took our orders ..glanced at our screens( We were using Linux terminals ..fucking npm I swear) and then a few minutes later the manager comes up and says - ”Sorry ,but I am gonna have to ask you guys to leave " ..We were like wtf man ? Well apparently the staff felt that we were hacking using their WiFi .. God fucking dammit..typing on terminals is not Hacking .

My Windows friend: They say I need to setup Environment variables!!

Me: Oh! I've done that before.

After 5 minutes...
Me: How do I get into that Advanced Settings???!!!