That moment when your code finally works after hours of bugfixing

Double dark theme!

++ if ur waiting for season 4 of silicon valley

Told 2 of my classmates that i use vim and urged them to try it. Apparently, I am an ideal housewife now..#india

a client wants a nice clean website that doesn't look like it's 10 years old. then they ask for like everything that made the old site terrible

The dude complaining about the bright IDE theme... It's totally me 😂

I HAVE BEEN CALLED TO 3 OF THE FINEST HACKATHONS IN MY COUNTRY RN, 2 BEING ORGANISED BY HUGE COMPANIES AND ONE BY A COOL COLLEGE. I CAN'T GO BECAUSE FUCKING INFOSYS IS COMING TO MY COLLEGE FOR PLACEMENTS AND MY TEAM MEMBERS ARE NOW BACKING OFF. WTF.

I'm stuck in road traffic and it's giving me headache, i wish every driver knows at least FIFO rule, if it's on a computer the CPU will quit his job because of all those stupid processes :/

Shared by codechef on their Facebook page. Not sure who the original author.

But it sure does make a pretty good header for your code. ;)

#DontMessWithMyCode

You know things just got serious when you reach for pen and paper.

Small world

When you are the only web developer of the company... You do front, backend for the website, web development jobs which come every time for stopping you to work on the 3 websites that you have to build. Every sites and database are different that's something that my boss don't understand I cannot include stuff just like that with my magic power because i have already done it. And of course the two designers of the company have the time to spend an hour for a colour. Well a week to build a 15 custom pages website with something which is close to the CRM for the back is not enough. Not enough when you also have to spent 2 hours each day on management stuff because there is 20 hosted website and the clients need support... Stressed and pissed off.

Talking to google assistant in Allo feels like talking to your that friend who has some random link ready for every damn topic.

me : hey tried allo?
her : what is that?
me : it's an amazing new chat app with google built in and you can do blah blah blah.......

*goes on to explain cool stuff*

her: can i send messages to whatsapp from allo?

me : I AM DONE

Conversation with my older sister

Me: "open CMD and enter command"
Big sis: *enters command*
Me: "Look for Ethernet Adapter"
Her: "What?? I can't see it"

*pause 'cause I'm confused*

Her: "Wait, was I supposed to press enter?"
Me: ...

"How can you sit around all day solving problems, without going mad?"

Yea right .. Without going mad :')

I hope they know what they're doing!

Apple vs Orange

Writes program.
Doesn't comment code.
*Yeah totally gonna remember everything* 🕶

*5 weeks later*
what the heck was I writing.? 🙄😥😭

My grandma saw me programming for one whole day and she started to rant.

Grandma: "She's been sitting all day infront of her computer doing computer stuff! Electricity bill's getting higher!"
Mum: "Well at least she's not out late at night getting drunk and partying!"
Grandma: "Computer girl"

My dad has been working for IBM for almost 30 years now. A couple years back, when we were traveling, he just stopped and changed directions going "ooohhh"... Apparently IBM used to make atms and he just saw one and just had to make a withdrawal... 😅