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Well it's either me, myself or I who fucked something up or someone over at Facebook are having a really bad time right now...

what is the most used language in programming

profanity

Thank you Google for splitting my package

When the browser autocompletes your honeypot and some users now can't login...

Happened to my colleague today, can't really blame him too, it's an effective trap...

thinking of creating a new js framework 😎

Here we go:
POSIT948

Start working with ZK framework. When I download some examples from their site I get a lot of errors because of missing classes and jars. Help me pls!

I have no time to rant about my works because I wasted it on catching the pokemons

My girlfriend did this comic about me and almost all programmers.

why are we having a flame war on best programming language! it is personal choice and everything has its own purpose and importance. as a dev we should respect that

I am a developer, and I code in PHP.

I remember the days when devrant was young and innocent. Before it was touch by the cynicism, flame baiting, and S.O. love nuts. Back when we poked fun at php as a language but not those who use it. Before +1 was improved to ++. Stickers were only 10, and the only way to get a ball was having 100 on one rant even though it felt like there might only be 150 users. Before When we rejoiced in each others successes and mourned in each other so dev related pains. Back in the good old days of.... A few months ago.

When you spend two hours explaining your client why they can't use for their website that logo they picked from Google Images.

Can we all grow up and acknowledge that every programming language has its benefits and drawbacks? You don't sound edgy and sophisticated by only advocating for your language of choice, you twat.

No question is stupid they said!!

That moment when your working for hours on an issue and the answer comes to you in the middle of the night whilst your sleeping.

Worst project: porting SCO Unix on Chorus Microkernel. That was in 1995. Great project BUT after months of efforts finally SCO pulled the plug, a few weeks before we were about to get the kernel to boot ... Aarrgghh

Worst project would have to be a code igniter website that reinvented most of the wheel and used very little of the built in functionality of the framework.

anytime someone has a request and tells you how long it should take... run far far away!

"can you do this? should only take like an hour"

You finding bug whole 2 hours and when you figure out it was just browser cache problem