Debugging code in my head whilst on the shitter...

I localhost you 3000.

ONLY TODAY did I learn that the ".js" is optional in node when running a script.

I always ran "node server.js"

But by accident I ran "node server .js" with a space and it worked, I wondered why, and then ran

"node server" and it just fucking works. That's awesome.

.........

Mobile app dev here 🙋‍♂️

Guy at work asking me why his phone feels heavier then mine (we have the same phones)

I just told him that his phone gets heavier with every apps he installs.

1 week later he meets me outside the office and tells me he deleted a lot of apps and his phone is actually lighter know.

Sometimes I just want to cry 😂😂😂

Me in the Gym 😃😉😀

weights = [12.5, 15, 17.5, 22.5]
sets = 0
while (sets <2):
for i in weights:
print(i)
print("Rest")
sets = sets + 1

And people say keep your work at office.

You know, you fucked up when there are extra screws after assembling a device.

I'll start from scratch again.

being a programming language be like...

Hello World

Psuedo rant/suggestion:

Too long? DON'T FUCKING READ IT DIPSHIT

Yello there ya fucks!

Since we're facing a real community issue here with the slow phasing out of the primal nude and aggressive developers and the entry/takeover by 9 year old kids who claim to be developers cause they can relate to some random meme. (CHROME TAKES TOO MUCH RAM, GOOGLE IS GONNA RAPE ALL OF US, WINDOWS IS SHIT, WINDOWS IS DA BEST) memes I'm looking at you.

I propose we come with an open balls high passive aggressive competition to recommend "free" suggestions to this platform.

My very intellect deprived free suggestion :

1. We're here to rant, so by default classify all posts as fucking dried up 10 year old yellow cum sauce that's stuck to your leg cause you didn't pay your electricity bill in your mom's basement and couldn't see where you let your jizz out jokes.

(TL;DR EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, YES YOUR LIFE INCLUDED UNLESS:)

Basically, ignore any crap that has
A. Pictures
B. Less than 69 cuss words *giggles, sorry* (number is subject to change)
C. LESS THAN 100 CAPITAL LETTERS.

The others may enter the rant territory.

RANKS MAY BE PROVIDED TO SUPPORTERS AND RANTERS BASED ON THEIR LANGUAGE.
(yeah I'm not kiddin but I'd be surprised af if this actually happened) #intellectdeprivedshizzadvice
#fuckhashtagsandmyselfplease

YOU MAY LEAVE FURTHER SUGGESTIONS WITH A #DRCHANGE Tag (another fucking hash tag God fucking damn it)

DICKS OUT EVERYONE, LET'S MAKE IT OR BREAK IT. WE'RE DEVELOPERS HERE NOT PALE BALLED FAGGOTS. LADIES I'M LOOKING AT YOU! (jk)

(*not implying anything offensive to faggots, well that works doesn't it? I can call someone a bitch and say no offense. So I guess I'll say it too "no offense?") [I have a feeling imma regret this very much]

That aside, should I apologize for the weird ass fucked up language I used? NO fuck you little cunty dipshits who find this offensive.
People like you are the reason cyber bullying fucking exists, God! Actually no cause I'm fucking agnostic. I pray to black holes. Yes. So black hole! *cough* sorry

{I'm a little sleepy headed so excuse me inadequate expression skills and my vocabulary, I shall sleep for 2 days now. I'm prolly gonna wake up and create a new account without thinking much, this is basically account suicide what I did here. Well if it works hurray?}

2 Things:. Never symlink the root directory and don't try to remove a symlink with rm -rf

Nearly shit my pants today.

Bittersweet moment today, the interns last day was today, the improvements they made over the last 4 months, putting up with my “Gordon Ramsey” style attitude... definitely goes down in the books as one of best groups of freshman interns. They all truly thanked me for what they learned I sat them down and did a code review with them... but fooled them and showed them code they wrote 4 months ago.. they totally forgot about.. and couldn’t believe it was their own code.. that’s the level professionalism and improvement they made writing embedded software in 4 months.. they can’t wait to for next summer, neither can I.
Even had some of the electrical interns asking our department manager if they could switch to more software focused during their next rotation. Just so they can be under me.
I may be hard and a dick at time... but they learn! And it says a lot when you have college students impacted enough and see other students benefit so much that the “outsiders” wanna switch majors or focuses.!

"I found this tool that we should use because I'm a manager and its simple enough that my tiny little manager brain could set it up!"

Oh wow good for you, Mr. Manager! And what, praytell, does the tool require?

"All proprietary and cost-ineffecient products: MSSQL Server and Windows IIS! What do you mean we have to get the data out in order for it to be scalable? Look at it! I set up a website by clicking on an EXE i downloaded from github!"

Amazing, Mr. Manager. So you violated our security practices AND want to pocket even MORE of our budget?

Kindly fuck right off and start suggesting things instead of making people embarrass you into stoping your fight for your tool (has happened on more than one occassion).

It’s fun to open things.

!dev

I‘m not shitting you, a can of Guinness just fucking exploded in my bed room..

Last weekend i had a few drinks too much and I took a Guinness to my room to „watch a movie and fall asleep“. I fell asleep before even starting a movie. So I didn’t even open the can.

Today I was looking for a cable on my night table and accidentally hit the can with my elbow.
It just fell in the side and FUCKING EXPLODED. The can is split in half.
My whole bed, my good shoes, my mattress, the floor, my bills and EVERYTHING IN A RANGE OF 5 FUCKING METERS IS SOAKED.

How the fuck can that even happen?

Tried to clean everything with water and opened the windows to get my my shit dry again, but now I have to sleep on the couch in the living room until that stuff is try again..😤😤😤

Need a Guinness to calm down.

I know cans can „leak“ if it’s too hot but we had 19C max in the last week..

Happy weekend to you..

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

Just got this slack from our server admin.