Fuck DocumentDB

Da fuck is doing AWS redesigning the UI to a new style? It is even worse, what the hell is this new crap? They have a lot of unresolved stuff with their services but yeah... Let's do a new UI, as if the ones working with AWS would care about a "cute UI". Don't change the shit that it's working and we already know.

The value proposition of MongoDB Is making people's life miserable.

Using AWS DocumentDB elastic cluster for a sharded managed MongoDB
It's ass is so heavy!! More than 15min for scaling 2 -> 3 shards!
Am I taking a bad decision?

What infrastructurial fuck / poor design happened that Tinder does not allow changing the profile nickname? Did some enlightened celestial cunt thought of using the nick as a primary key or what the fuck?

So like many others, you decided to make money off your hobby and skills, now you see a raspberry pi and want to set it on fire. See a terminal? Wanna rm -rf / the shit out of it? Soooo, since we've become bored and tired of this shit, have you ever thought in what profession you'd be happy?

Passionate of what you do even if the pay is low, but you finish your day with a smile in the face rather than a post in devrant.

Being asked to search in the garbage for a disposed bill.

This shit is so life draining, I can only think of jumping to the next highest paying company to keep earning more and saving for financial independence. Fuck this shit. This is no life.

Fuck Apple with two pineapples in the ass. 99€ per fucking year to tell me how the fuck should the access to my app be. I damn require users to sign up. I only need email and country. Not a single other piece of data. My app is not a goddamn catalogue or boutique. No free content, free app but each user needs to Auth themselves. You fucking telling me y pay 99€ so you decide how the access to my app should be?

Cunt Apple should rot in 10 day old humid shit and let devs be owners of their apps and hard work. Clowns.

Fuck Kubernetes's PSP

FUCK YOU AWS Elasticsearch!!
Fucking lossing data on cluster upgrade. Fuck you! Now I have to rebuild the goddann records from Postgres database entries.
Cunt AWS ES. Screw you!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I hated this day! Get out of bed to a direct fire and firefight all fucking day long, cook while firefighting, shit while firefighting, make dinner while firefighting and now I finally get to eat my fucking dinner without a laptop in front of me. I just want to scream FUUUUUUUCK so very loud but I'm a nice neighborhood. Fuck, shit cunt day. Fuck.

Anytime my fucking noisy neighbors stop making shit ass crazy noises like it's a FX set for a sci-fi movie.

k8s is so good orchestrating its shit, yet it can't handle a node rolling update with deployments having one replica and a PDB of unavailable=0,
Dude... make a gooddamn exception, surge a damn pod for draining the node.

From: https://cloud.google.com/vpc/docs/...

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Updating firewall rules:

You can modify some components of a firewall rule, such as the specified protocols and ports for the match condition. You cannot modify a firewall rule's name, network, the action on match, and the direction of traffic.

If you need to change the name, network, or the action or direction component, you must delete the rule and create a new one instead.
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REALLY???? goddamn delete and create a new rule to damn changing even its name???

And they wonder why their goddamn cloud won't take off? hell... how can this even be a Google product!!??

Why is NetworkManager in Ubuntu so buggy? I really hate it. Makes me even miss Windows. Desktop with random freezes and the super intelligent resolvd can't even resolve shit. So I can't connect to VPN to work, so I gotta reboot a damn Linux machine to make it work. Why this Linux Desktop decay? Why?

Whyyyy whyyy can a billion dollar company be the last regarding Kubernetes as a service!! EKS has such a fat ass, damn slow to bootstrap and a pain to manage the lifecycle, while all other clouds even the small ones have figured it out. Can't just get it.