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Who wants to build with me the European search engine?
- Rust or Go for high-performance crawling
- LLM (Mistral / Mixtral / Zephyr) for reasoning and answering
- Vector DB (Qdrant / Weaviate) for semantic memory
- Retrieval-Augmented Generation (RAG) instead of classic indexing
- Postgres / SQLite / S3 for smart buffer storage
- LLM-powered garbage filter (kill SEO sludge)
- Nightly retraining & hot-swappable models
- Minimalist frontend (SvelteKit or Next.js)
- No chatbot behavior. No endless replies. Just answers.10 -
as i sat on the toilet and started shitting i groomed and cuddled myself to make the shitting feel good so it can slide out smoothly u guys should try it just cuddle ur legs and rub them as the shit slides out (im shitting while writing this and it works)6
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For a snack I have a can of Chicken Vienna Sausage and almonds sitting on my desk.
coworker: What are you eating?
me: weenies and nuts
coworker: <pause>
coworker: I always knew you were gay.
coworker: <laughing>
me: How dare you?!
me: <laughing>3 -
So I often wonder.
if they do one thing that pretty much fucks a person for awhile because they pretend it should, while using my country as some boarded stage under which they hide bodies and shit, and simultaenously also rollback individual progress in other avenues or expect people to endlessly recreate but not share the accumulated information, what is their expectation ? especially when shooting them seems pointless because they just breed ? kind of curious how we got here.. again. I just want to settle down with my fucking money and let all these new retards continue to walk off the cliff like in the game lemmings if left unattended. maybe even to the song.
https://youtu.be/Xi-koI7mvq0/...
I think this level best describes my expectations.
anyway.
I said this before and I'm kind of sick of asking, would someone enlighten a very healthy old man as to why everyone is so fucking stupid and why he is sitting in the same place writing about the same thing to what probably comprises an entirely new group of people or if they even exist at all anymore, a single operator sitting trying to determine if a new query has been posted ?
I mean this is mean.
I wouldn't have shot any of you people at all in my lifetime if you'd leave time alone and stop trying to screw me up in life so little ingrates and awful little shits can realize life isn't what they wished it was and seek to do dumb things like jump off jacobs ladder for example.
i mean its just not worth it.
i would much rather have continuous happiness and/or normal boredom and friendships and the occasonal high class escort in my bed than running around watching soon to be dead idiots pretend I never made any money saying the same things as how many assholes before them and blaming me for things they did.
which i know especially they did.
because they did it all before.
i'm tired of robots am I alone ?
and I'm tired of the same years.
and i'm especially tired of retards saying 'hahahaah look at the AI, he has limited things he can do, why doesn't he just sell his soul/ass/baby/life like we did ? STUPID"1 -
US is like macOS: a surveillance state (cough cough prism cough cough) that claims to be better than everyone else.
China is like Windows: total surveillance, you have no rights, you control nothing.
EU is like Linux: a lot of vaguely similar things, little to no surveillance, ugly (banking) apps.20 -
CEO is the most important job, even if you don't agree.
Your job is easier than CEO, you do what you're told, everything has a specification.7 -
mechanical keyboard proponents be talking about longevity... I never ever had a membrane keyboard fail on me. they're indestructible. but I had a mechanical keyboard with kailh red switches fail on me, and I had to constantly spray it with wd-40 to make it work again. ugh.27
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How many of you wake up and the first screen you see is your development environment (IDE, terminal)? lol12
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You know what's fun? Building software at your leisure, discovering, etc.
You know what's not fun? Being pressured to learn something in the least amount of time, with the least amount of resources and the least amount of budget.8 -
My brain vehemently rejects every piece of knowledge related to inductance and inductors. Every time I try to learn something about those things, the knowledge just leaks out as if it was being erased by an external force. Oh how I want to understand how inductors work, but I can't!6
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Love how the senior dev said 'this is a simple fix' and it has now consumed three days of my life, two liters of coffee, and the last remnants of my sanity.6
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Week : 82 (Year 1 )
How is the weekend going?
I bought a new house. Any advice?
last Week : https://devrant.com/rants/142957125 -
I find A.I. to be a nice pair-programmer/buddy to help me out with any questions I may have, where the typical human being doesn't have the time, patience or know-how.6
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oh yes, my hands are shaking again
that weakness, then the tingling
someone's gonna spend the night without her whole body twitching for no reason whatsoever
all hail starvation5 -
I hate what AI has done to developers, man.
I was discussing something a couple of days ago while my colleague was sharing his screen. He (Android/Flutter developer asked for my help for something custom in the iOS build) And while we were discussing it, he went to ChatGPT.
He wrote a bad prompt using wrong terms (for example how tabbar in ios is a different thing than android), i told him he was wrong and what the solution is, he didn't listen and went to try out what the AI said, made a bunch of errors, the proceeded to copy the errors to chatgpt wasting so much time.
AI to some developers is like tiktok to kids.12 -
I find it strange. How can employers expect 8 hours of work a day out of you? I mostly get about 4 hours done, 5 if I'm top productive.10
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Is it the time period coming up that I'm remembering where everything sucked less and things like this
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ETHor5/
Were literally just what they seemed and we all tried neat things before people turned everything into something weird and awful again reminding me of bs ?6 -
its 2:05 am i just came home after facefucking my new hot brunette gf in the backseat of my brand new hot bmw (she got her period so i cant fk her) but she blowjobbed me twice and now the first thing i did when i came home is to take a shit and it feels good1