Me if there's no coffee at work:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻

I WANT COFFEE!

ಠ_ಠ Kurt...

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!

Kurt, I present to you....

I don't know how to use the commercial coffeemaker at work. It's also really tall and on a really tall counter. I can't reach it :<

If there's no coffee, there's no coffee :<

Kurt...please stop flipping tables mmmmkay?

God damn , Kurt

I too do the same, not out of addiction but it is just wonderful to sit for 10 to 15 mins every morning and enjoy a cup of coffee/tea or what ever hot drink in the winter before starting the day.
Though on weekends I don't do it just for the sake of changing my routine

@NoMad
The awful part? I don't even like coffee.
It just helps me focus.

Tea for meee!

I don't even like the smell of coffee 😛

@Ashkin Hi5, same here. I'm more of a tea guy

yes i want a cup of coffee so that i can write better code

coffee=code
the more you drink coffee the better you will write a code
gotcha bro don't forget !!!!

and u know what u are not deserv to drink a sip of coffee ohkkk !!

https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

He just says "I want coffee"...

@NoMad Same. But tea is life.

@Ashkin Yeah, Tea's more awesome! (At least for me)

That has earned a "favorite"

@NoMad
seems good

I remember sending this to a friend a few years back.

Though, it said "flip this table.. flip that table.. flip all the tables.."

Ah... Memories..

I can relate.
✝

@avitron that coffee is life. But if mix that with coffee I got from a German shop, I can hear colors and taste sound. It's WONDERFUL.

For God's sake kurt it's not coffee, it's covfefe.

I'm that way with monster drinks, buy em in bulk at Costco.

@QueenMorgana Waaaaaaant 🙁

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