Found this sneaky job ad in reddit

*Me going for a haircut after 4 months since last time*

Mom: Son, you look like a cave man. Get a damn haircut.

Me : But but....

Mom: No buts you hear me. Now get out.

*goes to the usual barber shop*

Barber: Hello there. Have a seat.

*sits in the barber's chair*

Me: The usual please

Barber: I haven't seen you in a long time...

*starts combing my hair and suddenly stops with the conversation*

Barber: Oh my!

*starts yelling*

Barber: "Julio, Julioooo..... bring in the big ones"

Me: *gulps* 😅

>be me
>be excited for secret santa
>buys gift
>the guy who got my gift is happy :)
>wait till the end of the day
>no gift for me :/
>leave office with nothing to be excited about
>reach home
>get to know about steam winter sale
>buy games to the point of happiness ;-;

10/10 would worship gaben ;~;

My new supervisor is a bit weird 😐

My app is moments away from getting deployed into production for the first time.

This is how I feel right now 😓

Today I became a rubber duck debugger 🐤

I was leaving from office and spotted my senior collegue sitting glued to the screen solving an issue. I sat along with him to embark on a debug adventure. I casually asked him about the issue and what might cause it. After a bit of discussion *bam* he figured out where the problem lies and solved it in an instant.

Quack quack off I run 🐤

Wish I could be Geralt in real life. Fighting ghouls, slaying griffins, brewing potions, repairing swords, helping people, getting laid and roaming across seeing wonders of nature.

Instead I'm here fighting with QA's, squashing bugs, brewing tea, wasting hours in stand-up, pulling my hairs out and finally trying to stay sane in an insane world 😐

Me using avatar builder to visualize how I would look after 50 years 😅

I love you git reflog <3

Spent 2 years of my career learning/working on a peice of technology/framework without proper guidance. Turns out whatever I learnt about it till now is useless

**cries internally**

Thank you kind devranter :)

Jeff Bezos hiring back in 1994.

Source: https://groups.google.com/forum/m/...

> project nearing deadline [✔]
> an IDE that hangs itself [✔]
> awkward status meetings that turns into pointless discussion [✔]
> confusing requirements [✔]
> getting addicted to tea [✔]
> losing track of time [✔]
> sleepless nights [✔]
> overgrown hair and beard [✔]
> did I shower today ? [✔]
> no srsly did I ? [✔]
> I don't know where am going with this [✔]
> I should probably get some sleep [?!]

Recently took a screenshot in a game called Firewatch and out of curiosity tried it out as a wallpaper for my phone. It looks amazing 😍

PHP poetry!

Source: http://sourcecodepoetry.com

"WHERE THE FUCK THE SHOULD I GO TO EAT?"
If you have a question in your head similar to this. Then fear not, there's a site for that xD
https://wtfsigte.com

XCode.........pffft....... more like

Xcuse-me-while-I-hang-myself-while-you-Code

Or more like

Xcuse-me-while-I-crash-myself-while-you-Code

Or

Xcuse-me-while-I-make-you-angry-enough-to-throw-the-fucking-iMac-out-of-the-goddamn-window-while-you-Code

Like WTF, I got reassigned to iOS development after a year being in web development and was genuinely excited to work in swift again. The excitement quickly faded away, seeing the goddamn IDE struggle to compile or run. I dont remember facing these issues in version 7 or 8. FML ;-;

Thought Amazon servers went bonkers seeing these names. Later realized these are episode names for TV series, Mr Robot.

Apparently this guy's pull request claims that his code is "very fast" (Official Linux github repository). I can't stop laughing looking at the file changes xD

File changes: https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...
Conversation: https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

The right mood.....

It's just a prank bro....

git reflog saved me from going bald one time.

For all of you out there sitting infront of a computer all day, here's a handy pdf to help fix you're sitting posture and various other stuffs. Cheers :)

Fixing the computer guy posture:
http://kaasplateau.com/stretches.pd...