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Managers gettin horny when they realize that AI doesn't even need a free pizza party once a year to stay motivated

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    i need a pizza party every daiii
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    I heard some Polish radio station replaced news people with AI presenters. I think most news stations just regurgitate anyway. They are not thinking for themselves.
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    Managers crapping themselves when they realise AI can generate long powerpoints full of bullshit buzzwords, and can mostly use apostrophes correctly.
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    opus has more clarity of thought and vision than 97% of managers

    and a manager is supposed to be the guiding light so clarity puts them out of a job

    tbh I'm excited AI will be replacing people. get good or stop messing up things for others. economically it will only do good (even when it does seemingly bad)

    danger is governments are going to use this aggressively against the people though, and their intentions and motivations are not gonna be good so then having vast "manpower" or AI-power is gonna suck. you no longer need to propagandize people into being complicit in totalitarian activities against the citizens. you don't have to deal with people who tell you no because what you're asking is immoral. you can raise armies with human-like capabilities and without their empathy or principles crying out and standing in your way
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    Managers electrocuted themselves to death after trying to open CPU case by themselves (while it's plugged in), since AIs won't do that for them.
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    @donkulator 😂

    Yup, AI is much more efficient at being useless.
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    @daniel-wu So you've never opened a case while it was plugged in?
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