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Demolishun3492212dYou should see if you can win a guiness record for shits in a year.
https://ranker.com/list/...
https://guinnessworldrecords.com//
You might have to create a new category though. -
TrayKnots29112dAverage defecation is quite varied. Between 3 times a day and once every 3 days is considered normal.
6 times a day sounds excessive. But there is the story they told us in the third year of med school. There is no story, I never went to med school. -
Demolishun3492212d@TrayKnots maybe there is a story like this video. I went searching for "man shits himself to death". I think this is pretty close:
https://youtube.com/watch/... -
jestdotty531312d@Demolishun oh
I just remembered
in medieval times... they had... some amazing torture methods
one of them was
you put a dude sandwiched between two boats
his head and feet, hands are quartered outside of the boat I think
and then they force feed him milk and honey
until he shits himself to death
in the sun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
the article's description is worse btw -
donkulator290812d@jestdotty Something for the used car gangsters to consider when he starts missing payments on his BMW.
how many times a day can a dude shit? oh my God ts so fucking annoying!
shitted about 5-6 times today
every day i shit
max: 6 times
average: 3 times
minimum: 1 time
rant