Communism: you have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk for free. Then, the state sells one cow overseas for a bull, breed cows and get everyone unconditional free milk.

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You start breeding cows and selling milk. Then, Nestle comes and makes you go out of business.

> and get everyone unconditional free milk

Surely...

@12bitfloat we never saw a real, working communist society, so I can't give you a counter-proof

I suppose that's the point. I doubt it can work at all. So yeah, no communist utopia for u

Anarchy: the cows question the basis on which your authority to sell their milk is predicated.

@kiki Here's the actual version:

Communism: you have two cows. Because you dared having someone not everyone has, the communist agitators rile up the indoctrinated townsfolk so that they lynch your family and rape your wife

The two cows are taken by the bureau and put into a communal form. Due to corruption and mismanagement the cows starve to death before ever producing any milk

After waiting for 4 hours in line you notice that there is no more milk available, so you have to go hungry another day

@12bitfloat is that Khmer Rouge? It didn't work because the power was taken by a dictator that enforced the cult of personality. In communism, the government (e.g. the thing that decides who gets what) is collectively owned by a huge crowd of people with guns that will defend its distributed nature and prevent coercion and centralization under one leader. At least in theory. In reality, it didn't work once. I don't know why.

@retoor @jestdotty also, they have big enough pockets to sell at loss for long enough for you to go bankrupt

@donkulator As Žižek would put it, "you need gulag".

@donkulator Even in gulag, comrade Slavoj find new ways to sniff cocaine, use American product for disguising marketing as fatuous philosophy, marry much younger woman, and so on and so on...

@12bitfloat crapitaliSM:

You have two cows, walmart doesnt pay shit for milk, you starve like an idiot.

in terms of politics one should be proud and free like the mighty tiger. Kittyz not working like a slave and eat the rich. Good kitti

@jestdotty all we need to do is to eat the prime minister like the dutch did.

i mean look at dat kitti that kittiz no bitchie she knows she wont be second class citizen no sir kittis livin in the moutain where nobody can find him

right kitti

@retoor they are domesticated kitties. Big kitties are free and dont eat what human gives them. They eat whole humans