Questions in job applications have become a fucking joke.

I'm done with them, from now on to stupid questions I'm only answering in same fashion.

Hiring somebody based on what magazines they read. Lol

Fun fact: Playboy featured Brook Shields when she was 10 years old. Her mother pushed her to do it.

I didn't know magazines were still a thing. they were considered for the boomers when I was a child

also why do I have to have celebrity professionals in my mind. that sounds weird. am I a fan of professional sports or something? are you going to pay me millions of dollars a year for my rocking basketball career?

I have thought about it and max headroom

Application declined
Reason stated: poor cultural fit
Real reason: we’re looking for mindless, compliant and replaceable slaves