Worst thing you've seen another dev do? - devRant

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Kimmax

11106

7y

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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nbamaral

3528

7y

😄
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nsa94

172

7y

OMG 😂
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Kifflom

41

7y

But why?
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Clear0Ff

1805

7y

Hey , the real question! It works? Yea 😂.. but still
14

C0D4

68138

7y

What the flying fuck is that 😱

I get returning a server side value for output But this, this is just painful.
4

ewpratten

9875

7y

How??
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Jantho1990

2167

7y

What the fucking hell
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yellow-dog

44105

7y

Rare image of me trying to do php
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l0om

1716

7y

@Clear0Ff it works, it works. 😂
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falmesino

1725

7y

Genius
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themissingbrace

651

7y

Bwahahahaha
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jefferyvincent

110

7y

Nice!
5

commanderkeen

2080

7y

So the name of the company is company name?
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thealex

1117

7y

@commanderkeen
> 100% real
> "Company Name"
🤔

Still ++'d because you have to be some kind of evil anti-genius to make this shit up.
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commanderkeen

2080

7y

@thealex I hope it's real, I think that's a great name for a company.
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thealex

1117

7y

@commanderkeen I agree. It would lead to some amazing conversations...

"what's the name of your company?"
"company name."
"yeah, what is it?"
"company name!"
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l0om

1716

7y

@thealex dude, I wrote and simplified the script as a sample. The fucked up logic is what's real.
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Nastrand

190

7y

If you want to make sure you use server time (because js time can be affected by the user) it's not that bad...
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sandeces

59

7y

Like a charm
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l0om

1716

7y

@Nastrand I'm sorry but this doesn't make any sense. There's no need for JS at all. Or, if you need it done in JS, there are better ways. Always avoid document.write()
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Nastrand

190

7y

@l0om you are right jaja, sorry I forgot we are talking about php.
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SlackOverflow

925

7y

"Hey, PHP is a scripting language right? Let's just put it into a script tag inside javascript then. That makes sense."
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yellow-dog

44105

7y

@AlexDeLarge you r prolly the first one to say that
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kwilliams

6817

7y

What.
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Achi

414

7y

What the fucking miss dazy side way steping up and down......
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epicality

842

7y

Frickin genius. I'm gonna add this to all my sites.
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brunofontes

2064

7y

Hahahahaha I am laughing out loud in the subway!
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itsdaniel0

2239

7y

At least they used the <footer> tag
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l0om

1716

7y

@rEaL-jAsE lol I wish it was fake
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bashcommander

430

7y

Is that Apple script?👀
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l0om

1716

7y

@ladiesman it is, the real script has other details as the footer content is bigger, but the logic is totally real and it makes no sense.
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commanderkeen

2080

7y

@ladiesman maybe its loaded with a php include()?
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limitunknown

47

7y

wat in the actual fk
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overmars

1449

7y

Probably real
I cab remember writing something like this in codeIgniter few years ago
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Midnight-shcode

4644

7y

ooh, yeah, the depraved sweetness of delivering js parameters/code by generating it in php... =D

you know, until you had to do php-generated css, you're still relatively fine =D
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donnico

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7y

@Nastrand
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jonhyfun

705

7y

Oof
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jonhyfun

705

7y

@-Sam- he used php inside javascript
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vicary

481

7y

The first generation of server-side rendering is integrated with vanilla js by default, no framework required. #marketing
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arthurdent

4498

7y

What’s the domain? I want more.
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Kimmax

11106

7y

@limitunknown if he's using PHP already, he could have done it completely in PHP. The whole segment is ridiculous
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exerceo

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275d

You think this is bad?

ReactJS loads the page through JavaScript, entirely.
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exerceo

1192

245d

"And it's not even the worst on the site."

Then what is?

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