If you start your own company today,

what product/services would you make?

30 minute home delivery of prostitutes
With loyalty system and group discounts 🫡

i'd one-up the "I Am Rich" app, by creating an equally pointless app called "I Am Richer" for 10'000$.

also another app "I Am Richard", which is free (with ads), but only legally acquirable for people called richard.

@azuredivay sign me up

@tosensei I am Richarded

A hitman service to hunt down human scum like ad spammers and scammers

Food delivery apps are too much effort, you have to choose what you want and tell it where you are and shit.

What you need is a button on your home screen that you can press and random food will be delivered to your gps location from whoever happens to be making a market in something vaguely edible at the time.

@azuredivay this could also work with prostitutes.

@donkulator

I like the idea. How about those names?

Food Roulette
Prostitute Roulette

That nipple app Big Head made in the beginning of Silicon Valley

A free version of Ground News

@Lensflare Good idea, maybe in conjunction with @retoor 's service?

@possum if he has such ambitions and wants to work for the best spam fighter, molodetz is happy to welcome him for a compatitive salary in the open source world. Normal we don't take DEI hires, but we lack rationalliity within the organization and who can compensate that better than a German like him 😁

@fruitfcker I know how to get a nice start on that at the beginning tho. You have ttrss for example, a rss feed manager that is a web application that is self hosted. It supports tagging of stuff (right wing or left wing for example). Why is it cool? Well, it synchronizes all the news for ya using crons or smth. You don't have to build that anymore. This software as a rest api. You go trough articles with gpt / ollama automated and let it give grades about the content to decide what camp you put it in. You could even apply own rules what is considered left and right. Based on that, you gonna add the tags what system supports using api. Sites not supporting rss, you make a gateway for. A nice caching api wrapper between it and all you need now is a frontend. It's a very good idea to use existing backend for such stuff. Free manager! Personally, I would use gpt for frontend anyway, I could make ground news mvp on a week or two.

Fun project, I invented opposite stuff tho :p

@donkulator yes, because men put their pp in everything that breaths. Send any hooker. Breathing is the only requirement often.

I would sell drugz.

Nah for real I would do something easy like a Iaas. Just sell vps and get rich

@retoor I know enough of those but

Anyway, to answer the question, games and dev tools. That's always been my goal though

@retoor

> Breathing is the only requirement often.

Not true.
It doesn’t need to breathe.

@antigermgerm vps fine, I made such systems for thee years, management panels for such things. But domain names, never do domain names!

@Lensflare maybe, but a quiet girl in bed is a bit boring huh.

@retoor my favorite TLD is .lensflare.mummy

@retoor You know that's a whole fetish, right? XD

@BordedDev you know that EVERYTHING is a fetish?

@tosensei Of course, I just mean there are groups of people who are into that rather than one dude who likes putting worms on his dick and smoking them until they climb inside

@BordedDev I didn't know that was a fetisj. I can't imagine.

@retoor Yeah, I don't know which is sadder feet or that.

@BordedDev whole different thing of fetisj I think. I mean, feet sound very desperate (my friend being into that was) and the silent thing - I don't get it. You want to make the girl go crazy right? I mean, her fun is your fun?

the online form that you fill out and you die

@Lensflare still warm is preferable though

@kiki sign me up