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kiki
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reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position by number of penis fractures.

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  • 9
    You have a source or is it based on personal experience?
  • 4
    I doubt if the statistics are robust. People who turn up at A&E with a fractured penis are probably not reliable witnesses.
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    @donkulator

    Doctor: So, how did that happen?

    Patient: It certainly wasn‘t a vacuum cleaner or so. It was errrm… a reverse cowgirl, yes. Definitely a reverse cowgirl position.

    Doctor: Interesting. That seems to be more common than you would think.
  • 0
    @Lensflare did you try to do it with a vacuum cleaner? because I sure did, and you absolutely can’t get this kind of fracture this way. it’s awkward lateral movement that breaks penises, not linear pulling

    also, https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...
  • 0
    @kiki I did not. Was just trying to come up with something that someone could be embarrassed to tell a doctor.
  • 1
    As an almost patient of this, gotta say that I wouldn't know if it's just me, but yeah, it doesn't work like a fucking joystick. Reverse cowgirl if they get too wild can be dangerous. They tend to "thrust" forward, and it just doesn't bend that way.
  • 0
    I don’t doubt this at all. Reverse cowgirl is usually very painful for me.
  • 1
    @kiki Is there a "n" missing in your name when you have vacuum cleaner experience?!
  • 1
    @galena lmao I was like nine
  • 0
    @kiki So that would have been a Soviet vacuum cleaner? In which case the main risk would have been electrocution rather than the actual suction.
  • 0
    @donkulator nah, it was a Samsung vacuum, the kind with paper dust bags. Dirt cheap, sucks like crazy, but overheats constantly
  • 0
    fun fact, but my best friend once broke his penis inside a friend's girlfriend's pussy in another friend's bed. Blood everywhere

    God this IRC meetups were awsome
  • 0
    @antigermgerm uhm this kind of fracture doesn't lead to blood loss

    it didn't happen did it
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  • 0
    @kiki Dyson Ball Sucker has a very deceptive name
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