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O hey, another devCaption challenge!

Caption this with the best capption that fits this image possible, winner gets updoots

joke/meme

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  • 9
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    « So you don't care about immutability? »
  • 3
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  • 4
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    You don't use Git, say that one more time motherfucker 😎
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    "I use Arch Linux"
  • 11
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  • 9
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    He/She : My code doesn't need comments or documentation. It is self explanatory.

    Me : *image*
  • 1
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    when somebody logs out of my accounts
  • 4
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    idiot: i use tabs and space in the same document. it doesnt matter. you can sort it out uf you care.
  • 5
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    When you ask a question and leave the thread without explaining what you found!
  • 2
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    When somebody tells that your codes doesn't look like theirs.
  • 5
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    When they label your python code as pseudo code
  • 5
    6y
    I'm a software fucking engineer, not gonna fix your bloody printer.
  • 2
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    Debug time
  • 1
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    Me finding a bug caused by limitations of the framework or the language itself 😤🔫
  • 3
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    "I don't need a mouth, I let my Glock speak!" *clack*
  • 1
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    When my non tech manager tells me that architecture refactor and unit tests should be divided in two separate sprints because they are not related.
  • 1
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    "I can't stand all these SJW and their bullshit. Cis white men are are losing their jobs...blah blah blah"
  • 1
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    When the test takes 5 minutes and you missed a semicolon...
  • 1
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    "it's ok.. The gun isn't working... It had bugs, haha, yeah.. Everything doesn't work.. Everything is buggy.... EVERYTHING! So I can totally point this at my head and"
  • 2
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    @rant1ng * X:\Shared\WIP\Resources\Sounds\Uncompressed\Gun_Shot.wav *
  • 1
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    @davenall it's supposed to point to file named Gun_Shot.wav in folder where testing sound resources for games are stored
  • 2
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  • 2
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    https://devrant.com/rants/1862722/...
  • 0
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    Me when I realized that the server was working, but the firewall was not set up properly... 😢🔫
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