These fuckin morons piss on the toilet seats. They should get potty training also. Chutiye Saale!

At last got mine! Thanks Devrant!

Again someone testing in Prod

This is really creepy. Yesterday I was talking to my parents about buying a Thermosteel flask. Today I opened Amazon and this is what I see.. (attached pic)
I am pretty sure, I didn't looked for it even on Google.
It may be co-incidence but still..

What would you like to print on your coffee Mug?

Can I edit my npm package (typo in readme) after publishing. If yes, how?

*We colleagues were cursing Valentine's week*

Team Lead : Committed?
Me: No, I am single.
TL: *confused look* Did you committed that code?
Me: ohh yes! I raised the merge request as well.
TL: Ok. I will review it. *Moves away smiling inside*
Me: *looking at screen* *crying inside*

Porn is Ok. I have to open incognito for my Dev Queries.

I write code,
I am a writer.
I fight with bugs,
I am a fighter.
I optimise code,
to make it tighter.

*last call POST Breakup*

She : make a PROMISE, no CALLBACK!

Me: Got it.

*That's how it started*

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

My mother is so ashamed of me.
she tells everybody that I'm a Drug dealer.

PHP Developer here.

Shut Up Dirty Mind! I am learning React Native.

Height of Confidence.

Age+=1

First time, I am this far from home on my B'day. But atleast I am with my friends and these fuckers wrote "Antarvasna writer" on my cake.

During my internship, I fixed a bug in android app related to user data updation..

BUT I didn't knew it's root cause and I have no idea how I fixed it.
Also, it was satisfying.

FUCK!! It's been 3 days in the new office.
Can't find a single to rant about.
Why is everyone is so fucking nice??

Day after Tomorrow will be my first day at my first job.

Any advice ??

When you are in a hurry to make payment .. and some fucker has done this.

Using Sololearn: feel like a pro.
Open Devrant: feel like a noob.

Our HR will contact you soon.

You vs the guy tells you not to worry about.

- become a system administrator (I am in final year rn )

- write a book (fiction)

I want to develop a django quiz app which will show questions to all online users at same time and allot a short time slot(1min) for answering questions.

How can i do that?
Any kind of help/link/hint is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.

I loved Java very much..
Then i started using it.

Stack overflow was down..
I don't know why, but it developed some kind of respect for senior developers who don't had access to stack overflow in their time.

Words of wisdom (WOW) !!

Guys, i am a beginner in networking. I want to create my own cloud computing server - (IAAS). Currently, I want to provide storage to the users.
How should i proceed.. Any site link or guidance? Thanks in advance.

Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.

Well, this is not my cup of tea..