How many mics do you have in your house? How many of them do you control?

Too many.
None of them.

I have the one on my phone, my main one, the one wifey used to film her documentary. Maybe the one from the intelligence services but honestly, given how bad they are at their job, I don't think so.

I also have a mescaline microdot. But i don't know how many micrograms it is

Except Google doesn’t give a fuck anymore and blatantly spies on Android and uses it for advertising.

let me think.

- laptop: used to have three mics, now has none — I pulled them out.

- phone: 2 mics

- watch: 1 mic

- headphones for calls: 1 mic, but those headphones are passive, with no battery, and you have to plug them in

- wife's phone: 1 mic, but it's a Symbian-based Nokia

- wife's MacBook: several mics

- my tech collection: several dozens of mics, but every single device is off and is stored inside a box

Ah beside my bed I found those two wireless mics my wife made me buy when she wanted to become a youtuber

@antigermgerm your wife can just make you buy her things?

@kiki ostream has talked about money slaving or something similar and that he loves it.

@Lensflare it's called findom. yuck.

like for real? did he say that he was into it?

@kiki yup, it was like one year ago

@Lensflare yeah i was joking. It's something non-retards do, you should try it sometime.

it's a hundred bucks mic and she was saying we could make good thing out of it. She never did though so i'm pretty pissed.

Still though they are pretty good mic, i used them for music

@Lensflare im living rent free in your hand dont ya? I have no idea nor do i give a fuck about what your said a year ago

All i know is that it was definitely idiotic

I control all the mics in your house Kiki

@Lensflare i control your mum's vibrator.

Through UDP

@antigermgerm you sound pretty embarrassed and salty :)
sweet

my laptop has 7 mics and the Linux mic topology shit keeps breaking. sigh

@Lensflare your uncle is an anal slave

@antigermgerm please keep whatever is between you and my uncle to yourself.

@Lensflare no

We want you to watch

@antigermgerm the only thing that I want to watch you do is learn spelling and grammar.

@Lensflare ah ah yes

Watch me