While you're rewriting your unit tests because someone requested a fundamental change in your well tested solution, I am fact checking memes like this the whole morning.

We're not the same.

Hmm, no historical or factual basis.

I was so sure this was kiki 😂

I have Schadenfreude with those unit test fundamentalists 😄

Om topic.

Fact checked as true, every statement. One partially true, since it was a camera pointing at elevator being useless anyway.

Exciting..

@whimsical This reminds me…

Isn’t face scanning for age verification completely retarded?
Ok, maybe it works to distinguish between 14 yo and 40 yo, but 17 vs 18? No fucking way.

@Lensflare It's including passport huh. They wanna know if your passport is recent by comparing a picture to passport picture. Recently I had to scan the nfc of my passport for my bank, else not allowed anymore. Also picture of passport and a selfie. Only thing I doubt is the credit card mentioned in the meme. Don't think that's a thing for that law. Happy us!

The system is retarded indeed.

What would masturbating AGAINST you mean??

The technical name for that is a false dichotomy. 🤓

and I'm doing it all day

@kiki but what about collecting some coins? I was looking at a Gemini example and made a developer ecosystem out of it: https://static.molodetz.nl/the-prog...

Edit: it makes you sit on the tip of your chair.

@kiki Oh, how noble—spending all day on that, while the future sprints ahead without you.

@whimsical There is a trick with the C developers, you feed them javascript developers then you end it with 400+ C programmers

@BordedDev that is correct :P

@whimsical Yeah. All that shit under the guise of 'protecting the children'.

@whimsical All of the circumstances surrounding the 'dead guy' story seem awfully convenient...

@Lensflare > 'Isn’t face scanning for age verification completely retarded?'

Yes, yes it is retarded. Either it uses the _automation*_, or a ploy to get our pics for some nefarious purposes.

*Automation:

https://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/... .