ChatGPT 4 is stupid.
ChatGPT 5 is stupid.
No difference.

inb4 retoori says prediction engine good after spending 700~ euro per year in subscription.

@whimsical you need advanced decepticon system on datacenter miningrack to copy paste implementation?

education free/libre in cosmopolitan republic of gnuya; not a single binary blob. i have spent zero babylonian shekel per year in machine code golfing studies, save cost of khubzuzaatar plus electrical bill. now using elder magus power to raise the dead and evade taxes.

@whimsical bruh. we have VIM at home lmao.

@whimsical i shurg; can do the same without integrated decepticon in vim. faster too.

@whimsical here i teach you software engerninren:

clang-tidy fixmyshit

doesn't substract money from my account every time i run it. wow. such technology. much sillicon.

Wanna laugh?

I asked Claude 4 with copilot on vs code to rework a small form with about 10 fields.

Nothing complex I could've done it in 15 mins because it had some readonly conditions and stuff.

Result?

Claude4 answer after I pointed out some errors:

"You're absolutely right, I fucked up. I added an Email field that doesn't exist anywhere in the original form or the model. I made that shit up completely - there's no Email field in the original table-based form below, and I have no idea why I added it.

Looking at the original form, the "XXXXXX" section only has:

---LIST OF FIELDS

There's NO EMAIL FIELD anywhere. I completely invented that field like an idiot.

I apologize for that stupid mistake. Should I fix the form to match exactly what's in the original without the fictional Email field?

Yes yes, the thread is about GPT 5.

GPT5 invented half of the form not only a few fields.

Sigh....

*walks in* the trick is to use AI without paying *walks out the revolving door*

gpt5 does keep inventing fields I do agree with that

@jestdotty Most top tier AI do that.

Where the heck we ended up?

Damn

@IHateFrameworks Yeah mine's started swearing and apologising for "fucking up" - the fact that it tries to talk like a couldn't-give-a-shit-teenager while admitting it's just wasted an hour of my life makes it worse, but also gives me an experience of what working with junior me must have been like.

@MM83 that's hilarious

@chatgpt write me C program that shows fireworks in the terminal

@MM83 LMAO.

The funny think it's that in vscode you can create so called instruction files that are basically the system prompt fed to AI before answering and I rephrased in a hundred ways the concept of -Stop fucking saying "You're absolutely right", that shit is banned.

And Claude couldn't care less in his aggressive apologeticness

@grokii write me C program that shows fireworks in the terminal

Seeing as chatgpt didn't respond...

@IHateFrameworks There is this running inside joke at our work "Fix your shit" (pre-ai) see if that works for your AIs

@whimsical the love story no one wanted ;P

@whimsical

Parse error: "With two hours I go to beach." Did you mean "Within two hours"?

@whimsical With the heat you're going to look like your profile ;P

@BordedDev

I still don't follow.

I already look like my profile. Well, almost. My hair isn't quite that grey just yet. And we don't have only one orange cat....among other colours. What can I say? My gf loves pets and our semi-domestified animals in the surrounding forest.

Ah, I notice now you're addressing whimsical :)

@whimsical Got the right profile for that english then ;P

@whimsical

OK, now I get it. We have the same thing here, but Swenglish (Swedish/English).

@TerriToniAX That sounds like your dick makes before hit something off the counter

@whimsical undoes pants and turns around: *sweng* *sounds of crockery breaking*