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YourMom
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How do I make money through humor?
I am getting better at amusing myself.

For instance. I get take and bake pizza from Papa Murphys. The pizza says to cook at 425 or 450. I always cook it at 420 at what I have determined to be "perfect" times. So a Papa Murphys pepperoni is to be cooked for 11 minutes at 420 F. Literal perfection with not too dark crust, and not too light. All my homies says it great.

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ostream cooks his pizza at 218.333 c

take and bake bitch

your mom

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  • 4
    2d
    gag gifts shop
  • 3
    2d
    You forgot to mention that a good pizza is exactly 42 centimeters in diameter.
  • 3
    2d
    You just need to stand up for yourself
  • 3
    2d
    420C would be better for pizza, although if you're stoned that could end badly.
  • 2
    1d
    Well... I was reminded of this nice bit:

    https://youtube.com/watch/... .

    Surprisingly an actual cooking recipe, but definitely needs some meat.
  • 2
    1d
    @D-4got10-01 reminds me of ending up in the weird part of youtube years ago.
  • 2
    5h
    @YourMom So, what have you found in there?

    0. Satanic rituals.

    1. Metalheads.

    2. Goths.

    3. Good music.

    4. ...Vegans?
  • 0
    2h
    @D-4got10-01 I don't remember, but it was interesting.

    The experience was following a bunch of suggestions. Seeing something really weird. Then saying to yourself "I am in the weird part of youtube." Then also saying "I have had too much internet today."
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