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YourMom13103d"taking a good shit"
This is a reminder that I am not criticizing your choice of "taking a shit". I might suggest that leaving one is far more healthy. However, if you are in a pinch and need to take one, I can go leave one for you. -
all it takes for me, is to lock in to coding the first time each day. I enter focus mode, and my intestines look to put shit out.
It's hard to lock in post shit though. Maybe I need bladder training so I can keep it in as long as it takes without harm. -
'Taking a shit' ...have you been playing 'Duke Nukem Forever', by any chance? That shit was disgusting.
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