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*PM goes to check on you on the pavement you just fell on*: is the code done??
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suprano38146yThis rant is gold. 😂😂 I’ll just shut up and keep my rant to myself since after reading this, mine doesn’t seem that bad. Have a good rest of your day. 🤘😁
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PTwno1515yI bet something wrong happened during the 'jumping out of the window' process, wonder what
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rant
fuck this shit
hard time
fml