Those naughty monkeys

hahaha :D just googled it to see monkey is a stress testing tool to send random input to the device. android testers have quite a sense of humour.

I feel belittled :'(
ugh!

There's one more method - isUserAGoat(). Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportation. This method can identify goats using advanced goat recognition technology.

Actually, this method is pretty cool. It can identify chaotic shaking of the phone using the acceletometer. IIRC, it's used in google maps and pops up a "Report a bug" dialog once you aggressively shake your phone multiple times.

Holy damn this is ancient material!
How did I get here.