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I am definitely the right side.
Yeah, both of them. 😁

I'm all of them depending on the circumstances :/

It's noon and I'm reading this in bed. You can guess.

"[x] None of the above" :/

It all depends lol, but I'd say mostly nightowl

Does anyone here actually write code on a tablet?

Everything except earlybird.

Well, and for perfectionist... I am a perfectionist who loves replacing bugs with well-structured/typed/checked/tested code, but my notes are more sarcastic/jaded than helpful, and I'm never on time.

I'm more like the grumpy fuck kinda coder

I'm the wildcard but that's only because I'm not competent enough to be any of the other types.

pure wildcard. if i know how to code a solution, i'm not interested in actually doing it. if i don't know whether i can actually solve a thing, that's the best motivation for me to start coding it. in the middle of coding the solution, as soon as i have the realization that "oh, ok, so this solution will work, and now i know how and why and i know i can solve it", i lose any interest in actually finishing it.

I'm the whole end column.