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NoMad136664yLet me tell you how it's gonna go:
There will be a random topic and some funny troll will steal all of your upvotes. Your post will get 3 upvotes, best case scenario. Otherwise, - 2 and you will join the realm of oblivion. This gonna be fun! -
NoMad136664y@Root mix Jasmine with green tea and a bit of lemon zest/lime peel/any citrus you like really, and maybe honey if you like. It actually tastes and smells really nice!
Although, I'm a fan of pure Jasmine too. It's special on its own. -
Jedidja10054ywait but now I got a reason to upvote : you told me to.
Thus I am now unable to upvote for no reason -
C0D4669024yDo, like I was just sitting here and bam, I had this epiphany that I should suddenly check out what was going on around here, but then I get dragged into to this random dark room by @NoMad and oh... oh wait why does @Jilano have a chainsaw dildo out for, @Rutee07 would be pleased, sadly here I am stuck in this dark room..... you would never believe what happened next!
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C0D4669024y@NoMad there's a next episode? This guy has a grin that just screams he's going to enjoy every moment of it.
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C0D4669024yWhere were we... oh yea, so as we walk down this dark alley, I spot @AleCX04 and @M1sf3t sharing a pizza and beer down the end next to the bonfire, we have @Root doing rum shots... I mean tea.. yea tea... don't tell her we know what's she's really drinking 😅
Oh and @Fast-nop just yelling at some poor green dot for a massively shit website, guy has anger problems but it's hilarious at times.
@Jilano is still here with this grin of glee while @SortOfTested is just, actually what is she doing today besides dealing with useless customers who can't check a spam folder, here she needs one of @Root's shots too by the looks of it. -
@C0D4
If I had to guess, himself. He was depression posting like mad these past few weeks. Derailed half the threads on here. Maybe something inspired him to act. *shrug* /massiveSpeculation -
C0D4669024y@Frederick we did go off into random tangents back then. I wonder if she ever commercialised that toaster or her's.
@Fast-Nop it's ok, have one of @Root's shots of @devTea -
C0D4669024y@NoMad I just scrolled back up... random troll stole the thread by the looks of things.
Somehow @Vane, @matt-jd, @bobbytables, @kescherRant, @scriptCoded, @sladuled think they can skip the pizza and shots party too
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NoMad136664y@C0D4 😤😤 I went to do chores and shower for like half an hour! What did you do?
Or rather, the only thing left to do is starting a revolution! 🤣🤣 -
matt-jd10094y@C0D4 you had me at pizza, but some tea and shots wouldn't be bad either, perhaps @wisecrack could find some mathematical relation between the shit posts in this thread? @netikras @C0D4 got some pizza and shots
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NoMad136664ySo, now I am walking down this dark alley with @C0D4 while cigarettes between my lips and an iron golf driver in one hand. I wonder why he's talking too much and how much would his head travel if I hit it with my club as he bends over to take some pizza... But I'm not that violent, so I let go of the idea and look around for a pretty face, be it @Alice or @Lyniven, either would make it worth standing around like this. I nod at @Root and think that one of these days I must sit down and listen to all of her stories.
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NoMad136664yAlso, where the fuck is all of @Frederick 's upvotes??? It was much more this morning!
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C0D4669024y@NoMad I was starting to wonder where that golf driver was going...
@SushRant, you didn't get any ++ but have a slice of pizza 🍕 for your troubles. -
NoMad136664y
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Somehow neither @C0D4 nor @NoMad has noticed me strolling just a few meters behind them, although I've been here ever since they walked out that sketchy building three blocks ago. @NoMad's waving that driver a little too happily for me to go any closer, but I hear @C0D4 just good from back here. Wondering if I could sneak past them to grab a slice of pizza, I settle on just keep on walking in the shadows. Best not to risk getting in a heated discussion with the big boys. Especially not when @Fast-Nop is on fire...
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@ScriptCoded you should check your surroundings, could've sworn I saw someone on the roof of that club over there
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Sladuled is indeed late for the party.. work got to her again.. She can't see @C0D4 anywhere.. There's no pizza, no beer.. she stands by the empty punch bowl and wonders WTF happened here.. too shocked to ask anyone.. But where is anyone?! Looks like shit was on fire, yo, so maybe they went outside. It's only her and her icecream now, standing in the middle of a burned down room, feeling weird about it and wondering if she should leave too..
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vane110524yI walk in with flamethrower to warm up everyone, reheat pizza and drink flammable shots.
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Root797734y@Jilano At 10pm, I realized I hadn’t eaten today, so I made some tacos. Okay, one taco, three chicken drumsticks, and some creamy, tangy chicken taco sauce. Tasty 🥰
Also, I absolutely love that this rant is still at zero ++ -
C0D4669024y@Root now i want taco's
@NoMad 243++ for the comments now 🙌
im struggling to believe OP still has none though.
@Jilano, where is @Stuxnet and how was he not invited to the party? -
NoMad136664y@Frederick yesterday morning I was reading some other rant and noticed your upvotes were more than mine (considering we made a comeback around the same time-ish) and I was jealous for like a millisecond... But now, it seems you lost a lot.
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NoMad136664y@Frederick 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Interesting. Maybe I was mistaken then. Or maybe I observed a rare bug 😜 -
NoMad136664yBtw, @C0D4 is the clear winner of most upvotes on a single comment, being 11 at this point in time.
... Somebody do total upvotes ranking for each ranter in this rant plz I cbf. 😜 -
C0D4669024y@Root of course it is, the biggest of data, it's huuuge!
@matt-jd not the first, won't be the last either..
https://devrant.com/rants/2140331/... -
matt-jd10094y
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NoMad136664y@Jilano I'm woke, but where is your axe?
I know I had it last night, but then I got drunk... 😬 @C0D4 where is his axe? -
This is class, i have a feeling if this was somewhere else it would hv quite a lot ++/likes.
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NoMad136664y@FranzFerdinand why? 😕 He's asking for upvotes instead of earning them, so let's just keep him exactly at 0. It will make a good life lesson.
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C0D4669024y@Jilano now would be a bad time to say I sat on it right?
3days later and still no updoots 😂
Upvote this for no reason
joke/meme