Overdosing on caffeine every 1-3 days

Maybe nicotine too but that's up to you

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@Ranchonyx I live up to my calling

This is the correct answer.

Just dump as many stimulants into your system as possible and hope for the best.

@Nanos
That are some insane amounts of beverage mentioned on that page. I couldn't even drink that amounts of water.
And that swallowing a hand full of caffeine pills is a bad idea should also be pretty obvious - even for action-orinted teenagers.

So the real lesson here is: Don't get too drunk or depressive. That seem to be the real death causes here.

@Nanos
I tried it out - and yes, one bottle is too much.

@Nanos
Well, middle aged adults are right at the perfect age to not being as enthusiastic about life as they where when younger - and not as chilled about all that bullshit around them as they would be if they wouldn't binge themselves to death...
People binge drink for a reason.