First we were called "rockstar" developers. Then HR started using "heroes". Then "tigers"

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Stuxnet

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This shit retarded asf
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Jedidja

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can I be a rockstar tiger warrior?
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soull00t

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that sounds fucking cringe AND like big red flags to me
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vintprox

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Is this a zoo? No, it's entire circus.
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bittersweet

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@Jedidja No one asked me for my preferred pron... I mean title.

I wanna be Ultrasenpai Scrumbucket, Agile Lord of the Platypuses, Bug-raper Extraordinaire.
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cafecortado

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Tell them that each nickname must come associated with a salary increase
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iiii

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When can I get an official "code monke" badge? 🐒
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rantsauce

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"honeybugs"
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rov3rand0m

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Where are ninjas 🥷?
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Jedidja

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@rov3rand0m hidden
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soull00t

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@rov3rand0m display:none;
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Root

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At this company, the term is “juniors” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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karma

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@Root are you looking for juniors lol
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Midnight-shcode

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HR: "warriooorrrsss... come out and playayyyyy..."
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Demolishun

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It looks like a puma...
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Oktokolo

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@karma Not sure that would be legal...
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no-oxygen

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Next step: Reddit moderators
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IntrusionCM

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My nickname would be Miss Doubtfire then...
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AvatarOfKaine

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what do they call you when you get laid off ? lol
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AvatarOfKaine

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@Jedidja NO
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darksideofyay

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our boss calls those "stars"
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TheWrongGod

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@Root why because they need the feeling of extra accomplishment after dealing with the cold programmed stony Stare of annoyed and bitter lard barrel seniors ? Lol
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Root

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@TheWrongGod The company keeps promoting juniors who should stay juniors, so many of the seniors are awful. One of them is decent.

This, the juniors tend to do a better job. (Though there are ofc some awful juniors, too.)
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TheWrongGod

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@Root the so called seniors at one company u worked at converted an ado.net back end calling sps to ad hoc linq to SQL lol
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TheWrongGod

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@Root this to improve performance and I get critized for working on an smaller scale that actually got results lol
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karma

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@Oktokolo shh
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hjk101

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Well it is the year of the Tiger.
Perhaps you should try to have the bar named after it (like genius bar). It's a nice place where you can get pimped. You guys are sold as products to other companies right?

https://c.tenor.com/zUQZa0dPk0AAAAA...
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KryptonTurtle

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Just take a deep breath and ignore
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nachocode

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Funny that does "titles" wont reflect a pay increase
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IntrusionCM

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@nachocode

"Your interest in more loan shows a dire lack of interest in the companies financial health, we highly advise you to rethink your priorities to align better with the companies interest."
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Manuch

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They call us slaves
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karma

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@Manuch pm is slave driver
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Pogromist

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Next they will be calling "massive cocks"
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kwilliams

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Thanks for your hard work this year, instead of a meaningful pay rise or additional benefits, here's another bullshit useless title.

Back to work, Code Whore.
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ReverendLovejoy

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I was a code ninja. Are code ninjas obsolete now?
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PeterDCarter

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Some places they call devs unicorns, presumably related to a forehead protrusion of some kind