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retoor93041y@msdsk i'm annoyed by the turtle. Turtles are rapists. Some extra information:
"Turtles and tortoises will rape eachother constantly. That is why most keepers don’t put males and females together unless they are breeding. Female tortoises can have massive damage done to their vent from constant mating and the stress can kill them. It’s one of the reasons why you keep two or more females for every male so they aren’t raping the same female constantly."
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retoor93041yCan't sleep. Wish i had a turtle right now. Would paint it blue with a racing stripe and put glow in the dark stars on it so the other turtles see him comming.
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@retoor I have 2 dogs and a cat. One dog humps the cat, then the other dog humps the dog humping the cat. They are all males. Whilst a 3rd female dog just lays by herself above all this bullshit.
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@retoor still the turtle, dolphin can't bite through the shell, turtle can cut his pecker in an instant. Turtle jaws are ridiculously strong.
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retoor93041y@NeatNerdPrime You're probably right. But with two dolphins you get a whole other story. Dolphins are gangbangers. Yes - flipper too.
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