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if you're unemployed you can't get a house in 1000 years

but hey, there's good news

if you're employed you can get a house in 100 years

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  • 6
    you can get house in about 5-10, but you'll sign your soul away to the bank for the next 30 years of your life. But that's just how our retarded society works, basic human needs like water and shelter are expensive as fuck, but it's ok, because you can get a banana from the other side of the world for less than a dollar
  • 2
    I think I prefer renting instead of having a mortgage all my life.
  • 6
    Although by not having a house in property I contribute to that famous phrase "In 2030 you will have nothing and be happy"
  • 8
    But there's good news!

    Inflation is a discount on debt, and with rampant inflation, that mortgage will look easier and easier to pay off every day!

    ... assuming salaries increase with inflation, which they most certainly are not doing.

    Well. Only 26 more years go to.
  • 0
    If you are unemployed you have the time to squat in and improve a house. Unfortunately to own it you’ll need to pay the taxes and do some paperwork which costs money. But with focus and luck you could be owing in 5-7 years
  • 2
    @Hazarth please sir tell me more about these affordable cardboard box houses
  • 1
    @cafecortado The issue with renting is that it makes no long term. You pay a monthly rent, but you own nothing for it. But If you get a good deal on a mortgage, chances are you going to be paying just a bit more, but at least that money are going towards something you own now... For example, my last rent was 550€ a month for a 2.5 room apartment, which I paid and got nothing back except for being able to live in a place for a month. But I managed to get a mortgage this year and now I pay monthly 480€ + rent + electricity/gas/water, which all in all comes to about 680€ for a 3 room apartment. Which is still not too bad, I've seen rents for 3 room places that go for about 700€ or more in this retarded economy...

    So at least in my situation and country, it's a much better idea to get a loan and end up paying the money towards actually something you own rather than just to give it to someone. In the end the ap will be also part of inheritance, which is useful
  • 1
    @Nanos show me an example and i'll throw down that 10K right now - but i bet they are supppppeerrrr fixer uppers eh?

    always pictured UK countryside as one of the most peaceful places on earth, would be awesome
  • 0
    @Nanos this can't be real

    if anything i'm bout to throw down that very expensive 1€ just to say that i own a house in sicily 😂
  • 0
    @Nanos middle of a field with no driveway you say?!?! sign me up!!! sounds like paradise, everyone will finally leave me alone
  • 1
    realizing @Nanos is my new real estate agent 😎🤝
  • 1
    @Nanos ah Japan with it's population crunch I also had on my radar... looks like it's finally happening
  • 0
    @fullstackclown i believe it's a req to move there. So be ready for that
  • 1
    My master plan is to buy back home (immigrant) and not just one, buy a couple, then retire there with rental income
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