I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

The last one is terrifying.....😨😨

😊😊

@shelladdicted its also 4 words

I’ll pass on the first one generally.
Legacy debt is not nice to have 😩

Everything else you should be able to deal with including SO being down.

Too many copy / paste devs these days ☹️

@C0D4 I dunno. I work in a heavily math based application that the customer doesn't really understand. It should be easy right is terrifying to us.

@projektaquarius
That’s a fair point.

Each is more horrifying than the last.

What about "Github is down"?

@ikdekker it does say 5 words or less... Lol

@AlexDeLarge shhhhhh 🤐 *hushed whisper* epeen.

@shellbug Had that using a company's wifi. That was terrifying. 😫
I couldn't install most of the Software in the AUR or read the HowTo for a needed Android-Lib.

I constantly had to switch between WiFi and USB-Tethering (Smartphone).

They also blocked all ports except 80 and 443. I felt damn isolated without port 22. 😨

It should be easy, right?

God fucking damn this strikes really close to home.

@AlexDeLarge yep. I mean the text is cool and everything, but it makes you look like a fucking facebook post with legs. I like my t-shirts to look like t-shirts.

@ikdekker off by one error

I personally love what Happened to db.

# just some people love to watch the world burn.

@Gowtham95india it gets old. I was the proverbial village in the not who cried wolf when I was a DBA.

@AlexDeLarge @gitcommit I could pull it off, but that's just because I am that hawt. Alternatively I have so little self worth that I really don't care what I wear and I am a sociopath that wants to force children to read.

You know what they po-tay-toe, po-xanax.

@AlexDeLarge you say interesting things on rants I read so I reply basically. I do it with lots of people.

And I don't know why but my phones auto correct hates me so it often deletes random words from my sentences.

Refactoring code has no priority
The codebase is in Dropbox
We use PHP version 5.4
Upgrading takes too much time

There's no coffee for developers...

...

You can't kill your coworkers!
You shouldn't kill your coworkers?
Please stop there's blood everywhere...

@AlexDeLarge Most people have stickers on their laptop. I collect blood stains.

"So you can hack the NSA right?"

(Am I on some list now? 😏)

"It works on my machine" scares the developer? I thought that was the developer.

Otherwise, nice shirt.

Haha now I know what to give our frontend, a mug with the legend "check for compabilities with IE11". Yep, she must hate me.

"no, we use google drive"

I wanna buy