That could possibly work 😂😂😂

Uh. How about you redirect any requests to such sites to a pretty little "get back to work, grunt." response :p

That girl would just sit there with nothing to do if it was me.

I mean, Facebook is an ad portal. Why would I spend time to go read ads?

I need something like that to get me off devRant.

@Michelle my opinion xD
Anything better than a slap?
Like...
One random folder on the computer is being deleted if you open DevRant

@irene oh.

Well how about whenever one of those sites get attempt, it adds to a slacker count for all to see and then make it a community job between coworkers to scold the slackers?

Adequately the count could be displayed in a dashboard, on a wall mounted display :p

It's just a lame excuses for greater good

@BambuSource
Hmm... Effective but also torture.

@irene a friend as long it's in their interest *

@Michelle or the opposite:
Every time a new 100MB text file is created in a random directory.
Or would you stick to slaps? xD

@BambuSource random directory? Sounds a bit too Russian roulette to me.

With my luck, it would pick root first time :p

@BambuSource
Okay, back up, Satan. I'm sticking with my slaps haha.

Slaps as a punishment is ineffective against a masochist 😊

@Michelle Satan? Satan would downgrade your OS everytime :D

@lotd true xD

@BambuSource
It's 3 am, are you trying to give me nightmares? xD

@Michelle sweet dreams are made of these ^_^

@lotd
Simply delightful... Now I'm gonna have to sleep with that song stuck in my head. Rip.

I wonder if something that would trigger a guilt trip wouldn't be a more effective approach.

"think about the lines or beautiful code missing out by your slack.

Meh, considering your choice of slack.. I take the beautiful back."

@Michelle You want nightmares? Take a look in our schools website source code o.O

@Michelle you're most welcome :*

It's a pretty good song tho ^_^

@lotd guilt? What's that? Can I eat it?

@BambuSource haha show some horrible code prints everytime social media is attempt visited..

That could be effective lol, wouldn't take long for my brain to draw a connection between horrible code and domain name z)

I wonder if a "horrible code as a service" api exists

I need this

I would need someone like this while I work on personal projects at home and start watching YouTube vids about stupid shit

Yeah not no but hell no. I don't use facebook so I don't have that problem. but a cheaper solution is to blackhole facebook or whatever to a local php script that does something you don't like. can be shock bands, an annoying song, or donating money to me

@lotd @irene turned out It's not slaps it's spanks 😂 he is submissive 😂😝

Plot twist: he gets off on humiliation.

Got my wife for that 😂

Now this man uses DevRant😄

I did read something about an AGILE technique that has 2 people at one terminal...

@GeaRSiX it's called Extreme Stupidit... errr sorry, I meant to say Extreme Programming 😅😂😂