One day before release :/

working on front end is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

that feeling when you get 3 downvotes in under a minute on stack overflow.

I have just got the stickers and my father though that the letter is from some university. I have never seen someone so disappointed :P

btw. thank you guys , they are amazing

that feeling when you code from 11 pm to 2 am to solve a problem and then decide to google it and see that you could solve it in 2 min or less

Sometimes I feel really bad becouse i am incapable of coding faster.
I saw someone coding a prototype of pong in 5 minutes.
It took me 30 minutes just to make the constructor function of the paddles

there are more kinds of programmers :
the ones that drink coffee
the ones that drink alcohol
and there's me eating sunflower seeds

Finally I am home . Time to code something nice ...
*starts PC*
*10 mins later power went down*

"The hardest part in programming is installing what you need."-the guy that almost threw it's PC out of the window because he spent 2 hours installing the wrong version of opencv

I call this one : "I have no time to find a better solution"

javascript... the language where your code works even if you forget ';' and declaring your variables.

wtf

This is how we roll

dad: yeah sure , that's why no laptop is working well in this house

all three laptops are older than 4 years and use 5400 rpm hdds and also are full of my parent's stuff.

omfg. I hate this bullshit so much...
windows wont goddamn work after the anniversary update. it takes infinitely long to boot up , the searcj is not working , I am goddamn lagging for some fricking reason. what the hell Microsoft ?

Wk19 is the week I become a real programmer because of you guys ...
Shameless bastards , I am one of you now

My idiotic teacher doesn't know the difference between Java and JavaScript , asked us to use a old version of Code::Blocks(some c/c++ IDE) just because she thinks that a update would modify compiler in such a way that basic code would never give the same output , she blames the compiler just because she isn't capable to see her mistakes and gives me bad grades just because she walked through college and I didn't.

Starting a team project in Rails without even knowing Ruby.

I thought that it won't be too different from other frameworks and I would learn it in 2 days or so. I was so wrong...

lets say I have managed to hack over 100 PCs (not powerful , all in the same building)
what kind of things should I do to them ?
*mining bitcoin is out - those computers are really bad*

fuck me I don't know shit
I thought I know pretty much anything I needed to know about JS. I used it a lot. I am using it everytime I needed something done fast.
but I was wrong
I was so fucking wrong
I don't know shit
I didn't knew about prototypes
I didn't knew about apply , call , bind
I didn't knew about this syntax
var T = (function (T){});
JavaScript seems like such a mess now.
I think I m going to let it down

that feeling when you find out that all the code you've written the last month will be deleted because of some random shit not beeing supported.

so I am doing a project with a guy from other country and he never entered on Facebook after my last update. i dont know if it's because of my pink panther jokes in the comments or because of the shit code. it's been 3 days since :0

Today I had the regional stage of the Romanian Olympics of Informatics.
There were 3 problems supposedly : 1 easy , 1 hard and 1 insane.
I spent time only on the "easy" one
No one took more than 50/100 at that problem :'(

i dont really know if its smart or plain stupid.
getting 3 variables with only one getElementById

I simply can't get shit to work. I just can't, I feel retarded and useless. I know I am a slow coder but this isn't even the problem now. I can't even setup my shit.
I couldn't get virtualenv to work, so I used the python built-in, then I tryed autoenv. Nada. It doesn't fucking work. When i try to source the activation script for my env...
No such file or directory my ass. I tryed evey possible path to that file, still doesn't work.
I ignored that and just continued, trying to setup heroku. It took me 2 fucking hours to get why git wasn't working.
Hopefully I will finish my project one day. I tough it will take me one week top. I was so wrong. The more I do, the more work I realise I have to do.

i think sl4a .
I needed 3 minutes to do something in vbs and it's been 12 hours since I am searching how am i supposed to do the same thing on android

When you cant remember stuff

And you keep looking for semi colon

What are some courses, books, articles, and other resources that you would recommend with all your heart?

Disclaimer: I am a beginner and I used node just because my employer asked me to.
I needed to create 1400 random users for a platform and I needed to get all the usernames and passwords in a json file and my idea was to just add the object to other collection with all the creditals(passwords are hashed in the db so I couldnt just loop them). For some reason it wouldn't work (i am really bad with async functions) and I just threw the table and copy pasted it from the error screen.
this_shit = {[name1,pass1],[name2,pass2]...}
throw this_shit;
Worked like a charm ^_^