April fools day prank idea:

1. Replace all semicolons with Greek question marks
2. Add a Gradle task that automatically fixes the semicolons, but only when run on the build servers
3. Watch as people get confused because the code builds in the server but not locally

My cousin is mad on his ISP
ISP promise 16 Mbps
he only get 2MBps max when he downloads

hahahaha,know your bits and bytes

Oh, a wireless cable. I remember why I don't vote for the AfD.

I know politics is not allowed here, but I have to share this gem with you.

One day before the election for the European parliament the website of the German city Bochum showed a wrong bar diagram with false results of the election for a few seconds.

Everyone was loling. But I was like WTF? They were testing in production. And also they included data were the party AFD had about 50% of the votes. Are they retarded or so?

What is the greatest bullshit you haved heard from a salesman in a computer store?

Google is now buying gitlab.
RIP open source.

Breaking News!
Microsoft makes windows open source.

I've been away from devrant because I was completely consumed by Crosscode.

Antergos Ending?
Manjaro sucks.
Im lazy to do cli install.
Any suggestion?

Am I the only one who can't figure out how to make redshift work on opensuse?

The irony

A guy in our school library is doing his senior thesis,guess what...legendary bluescreen.The guy was so pissed off thanks to brilliant coding of windows,it knows the perfect timing when to fuck up people LOL