PM: Please get this done by tomorrow. It's just a small change.
Dev: No its not that simple.
PM: Why is it not simple? Please explain so I can understand.
Dev after a hard thought finally explains: blah blah blah
PM: Well, we have promised the client so please do this by tomorrow, thanks.
Dev: *bangwall

Your variable's name so long the IDE gave up auto completing it.

Am I the only one who wishes for a zombie apocalypse?

What companies think they're hiring for - software engineers. Actually they're looking for unicorn duct tapers.

Day of doom! GDPR arrived!
I'm curious what crazy stuff will happen today.

Is it common to have CTO who don't know shit and yet gets to make the call? What can be done to prevent this imbalance at work?

Who should be setting the versioning and features it should come along with? The dev team or perhaps the product manager?