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Tl;Dr - It started as an escape, carried on as fun, then as a way to be lazy, and finally as a way of life. Coding has defined and shaped my entire life from the age of nine.
When I was nine I was playing a game on my ZX spectrum and accidentally knocked the keyboard as I reached over to adjust my TV. Incredibly parts of it actually made a little sense to me and got my curiosity. I spent hours reading through that code, afraid to turn the Spectrum off in case I couldn't get back to it. Weeks later I got hold of a book of example code to copy out to do various things like making patterns on the screen. I was amazed by it. You told it what to do, and it did it! (don't you miss the days when coding worked like that?) I was bitten by the coding bug (excuse the pun) and I'd got it bad! I spent many late nights on that thing, escaping from a difficult home life. People (especially adults) were confusing, and in my experience unpredictable. When you did things wrong they shouted at you and threatened to take you away, or ignored you completely. Code never did that. If you did something wrong, it quietly let you know and often told you exactly what was wrong. It wasn't because of shifting expectations or a change of mood or anything like that. It was just clean logic, simple cause and effect.
I get my first computer a year later: an IBM XT that had been discarded by a company and was fitted with a key on the side to turn it on. With the impressive noise it made it really was like starting an engine. Whole most kids would have played with the games, I spent my time playing with batch scripts and writing very simple text adventures. And discovering what "format c:" does. With some abuse and threatened violence I managed to get windows running on it. Windows 2.1 I think it was.
At 12 I got a Gateway 75 running Windows 95. Over the next few years I do covered many amazing games: ROTT, Doom, Hexen, and so on. Aside from the games themselves, I was fascinated by the way computers could be linked together to play together (this was still early days for the Web and computers networked in a home was very unusual). I also got into making levels for Doom, Heretic, and years later Duke Nukem 3D (pretty sure it was heretic; all I remember is the nightmare of trying to write levels entirely by code!). I enjoyed re-scripting some of the weapons and monsters to behave differently. About this time I also got into HTML (I still call this coding, but not programming), C, and java. I had trouble with C as none of the examples and tutorial code seemed to run properly under a Windows environment. Similar for my very short stint with assembly. At some point I got a TI-83 programmable calculator and started rewriting my old batch script games on it, including one "Gangster Lord" game that had the same mechanics as a lot of the Facebook games that appeared later (do things, earn money, spend money to buy stuff to do more things). Worried about upcoming exams, I also made a number of maths helper apps, including a quadratic equation solver that gave the steps, and a fake calculator reset to smuggle them into my exams. When the day came I panicked and did a proper reset for fear of being caught.
At 18 I was convinced I was going to be a professional coder as I started a degree in Computer Science. Three months later I dropped out after a bunch of lectures teaching what input and output devices were and realising we were only going to be taught Java and no C++. I started a job on the call centre of a big company, but was frustrated with many of the boring and repetitive tasks we had to do. So I put my previous knowledge to use, and quickly learned VBA to automate tasks. It wasn't long before I ended up promoted to Business Analyst where I worked on a great team building small systems in Office, SAS, and a few other tools.
I decided to retrain in psychology, so left the job I was in and started another degree. During my work and placements my skills came in use a number of times to simplify and automate tasks. I finished my degree, then took a job as a teaching assistant while I worked out what I wanted to do next and how to pay for it. Three years later I've ended up IT technican at the school, responsible for the website, teaching a number of Computing lessons each week, and unofficial co-coordinator for Computing as a subject. I also run a team of ten year old Digital Leaders who I am training in online safety and as technical experts; I am hoping to inspire them to a future in coding. In September I'll be starting teacher training with a view to becoming a Computing specialist teacher. Oh, and I'm currently doing a course in Android Development in my free time.
And this all started with an accidental knock on the keyboard of a ZX Spectrum.6 -
Hackathon rant.
So I had my first hackathon ever.
It was about co2 reduction which is pretty neat but our team leader had a different view on this. He only saw money in his idea so we build a smart energy meter that advised the user on how he should control his energy. And if the user had solarpanels or something his overtake of energy would be converted into a crypto currency and transferred by our Blockchain system.
The idea is pretty cool but it had no real co2 reduction and way too customer based. Which kinda sucked for my first hackathon but our business guy gave a amazing overwhelming pitch about stuff we didn't make at all. And somehow we ended up on the third place yay
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So you have an organization that flirts with scrum and wants to be agile. You have non-crossfunctional teams who don't know what agile is. You have product owner who doesn't want to do backlog, but instead acts like project manager and asks for statuses and assigns tasks to peple. He wants the teams to find out what needs to be done and fill the backlog themselves - and then raport to him. You have business owers who noone knows who they are. You have project managers, who don't fit the whole scrum hierarchy. These project managers insist calling scrum masters "team leaders". Also these project managers think scrum is silly and don't want anything to do with it. And then you have higher program management that think this whole scum thing is better than sliced bread and everything is going just dandy!
Oh yeah, also highest organization management thinks that we are on the right track. We just need be more agile but less agile and work more efficiently whitout really saying, what the hell are we supposed to do.
Basically every day is like going to the zoo. Without the fun part.5 -
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Rank Business Institute: The Best Digital Marketing Course to Boost Your Career
In today’s digital era, having a solid understanding of digital marketing is not just a luxury; it's a necessity. Whether you're an entrepreneur looking to expand your business online or an individual looking to build a career in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute offers one of the most comprehensive and industry-focused Digital Marketing Courses in Navi Mumbai.
Located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705, we are committed to providing the most advanced, hands-on, and practical digital marketing training to help you succeed in the ever-evolving online marketplace.
Why Choose Our Digital Marketing Course?
Comprehensive Curriculum At Rank Business Institute, our Digital Marketing Course covers all the key areas that modern businesses need to thrive in the digital world. From SEO (Search Engine Optimization) and PPC (Pay-Per-Click) advertising to social media marketing, content marketing, and email marketing, we ensure you learn everything needed to craft a successful digital marketing strategy.
Expert Trainers with Real-World Experience Our trainers are not just theoretical instructors. They are seasoned digital marketing professionals with hands-on experience in the industry. They bring a wealth of knowledge to the table and offer practical insights into the challenges and opportunities businesses face in the digital space.
Hands-On Practical Training The best way to learn digital marketing is by doing. That’s why our Digital Marketing Course focuses heavily on practical exercises. You will have access to live projects, case studies, and real-time campaigns, allowing you to apply the skills you learn in a controlled, practical setting. By the end of the course, you’ll feel confident managing real-world digital marketing projects.
Personalized Attention We understand that each student has a unique learning pace and style. Our courses are designed to provide personalized attention and one-on-one guidance from our trainers to ensure you get the most out of your learning experience. Whether you're starting from scratch or looking to refine your skills, we tailor our approach to suit your needs.
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Job Placement Assistance We don’t just train you; we help you build a career. As part of our commitment to your success, we offer job placement assistance, connecting you with potential employers in the digital marketing field. Our alumni network and partnerships with leading companies ensure that you have access to excellent career opportunities.
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Key Modules Covered in Our Digital Marketing Course
Our Digital Marketing Course is designed to provide a well-rounded knowledge of the digital landscape. Some of the key modules include:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Learn how to optimize websites and content to rank higher in search engine results.
Social Media Marketing (SMM): Gain expertise in leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter to drive engagement and business growth.
Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Advertising: Understand how to run effective paid advertising campaigns on Google, Facebook, and other platforms to drive targeted traffic.
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