Who influenced me the most at work?
My boss.. for may I never end up like him.

Laying next to my snoring wife... My mind is running on what coding her snoring pattern would be like.

Coffeee..loads and loads of it.. music..ignoring certain coworkers..loads of mind emptying breaks (piss breaks)

When your searching for something so off the wall Google doesn't know how to handle it.

Because others are doing it..

Ah, deadlines, the magical force that turns coffee into code, and dreams into nightmares.

Boss: management needs this applications report changed
-2 weeks later of revamping the program
Boss: So we decided we are going to abandon the program all together. At least you learned some things.

Redoing our web apps to use SSO... Every single page within the app runs LDAP authentication. What is the point of signing in and having session cookies if you are reauthorization a logon on every page?!??? Now what seemed like a simple task of revamping the initial logon has turned into a hunting trip for LDAP queries and creating new sql tables

That moment when MDM policy wipes everyone's iOS devices..