Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start

I saw this movie today where an antisocial guy just wanted to be left alone. When this didn't work he produced a scheme to change his environment to his liking using many cool inventions.
He seemed like your average developer but about one hour into the movie I saw something that only happens in movies.
He actually met the deadline of stealing all presents by dec 25 morning, I mean... No deadline extensions!

Today I felt like the grinch explaining to my team that you can have memory leaks in a garbage collected language if they keep leaving live references.