uptime, the haiku

Autoscaling rules. 😏
Happy, multi-tenant zones. 😎
Fuck, prod-san-2’s down. 🙄

SRE as Site Reliability Engineering was invited by Google in US.

SRE was also Sex and Relationships Education in UK.Until around 2017 when it was changed to RSE

Watching Sex Education on Netflix could be great source of funny memes for my workplace. Especially that my company is UK based :D

site reliability engineering: the haiku

once called the “noc” team.
we were left alone, mostly.
then the “cloud” happened 😦

{
-i won't follow logging practices
-i won't follow secure coding
-i won't leverage profiling n monitoring tools
-i won't reuse best practices
-i won't listen to thought leaders
-i will outsource writing UT
-i will outsource code quality checks
-i will outsource all testing
-i will ignore n overide CTO team

But I still want high stability, security n 4 9s availability. Just want it done. My team is best. Am a fast-track leadership program leader who never has or ever needs to cod. I just know ...
}

People I have to deal with every sprint. Site reliability is not easy ...
Teaching good code makes great products to morons, toughest ...

"Beginners mind needed"