The command line is so powerful

When you don't quite know what a dongle is but you decide to misinform 150+ million users anyway

*Evil laugh*

So my Algebra 2 teacher won't give students credit without showing work (You can literally make a 600/600 on the final with writing a thing down). I've decided that I'm going to create a program for everything that she assigns me, so that if she asks for the work, I can show her the source code.

Me: I'm building for 32 bit.
Me: But I feel like I should be building for 64 bit.
Me: But not everyone has a 64 bit OS.
Me: But who the fuck doesn't?
Jerry: The people who can't run our game.

I've come up with my fair share of dev pickup lines over time. I'm particularly proud of this one.

Programmer's prayer

Anyone else notice? The stress ball isn't on the store anymore.

Wi-Fights

Just one bit off.

I don't have a rubber ducky to explain my code to, so I'll just use this little llama.

TIL What the rubber ducky method is.

Am I the only one who couldn't care less how my website looks on Internet Explorer? If you visit my website, you'd better damn well not be using Internet Explorer.