Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

It's sad not to have any friends who love programming as much as you. 😔

Been AFK a couple of hours.

Any cool new JS frameworks?

I sure love myself some Ubuntu 😀

Just saying

Love this story about a dusty old original Commodore 64 that has been running for 25+years in a Poland auto repair shop. It runs a program to balance driveshafts.

https://google.com/amp/...

The new devRant long story feature is great! Very nice to have them in one place. Thanks devRant team!

You just knew the DDOS attack that impacted Twitter, SoundCloud, Spotify, Netflix, Reddit, Disqus, PayPal... Would not have a chance to slow down devRant! Guaranty @dfox has a world class resilient infrastructure built to circumvent and to scale.

The wk23 comments are so great and inspiring to read. Proud to be a dev and part of the community!

# hello world!
I'm 26, from Germany, web artisan and currently on vacation.
I'm fairly new here. Stumbled upon it on my first day of vacation. I will most likely share some rants as soon as my vacation is over, until then I'll comment, fav and ++ other rants and comments.

"So you do that thing with computers"
- family, nontech persons

Finally, a use for older MacBooks.

Who has time to read these 3 page rants?

You know your PC is old when....

You start up MOSAIC and it goes to www.altavista.com

Just because OO exists, it's not mandatory.

Some code would be 10(+) times simpler, more readable and more maintainable without it.

Remember J# ?

when you shutdown a box then remember it's NFS mounted elsewhere!

How did you get into programming?

Loved the first project at the university. Your game had to load a map from txt file and create a labirynth with a player inside. It shoud include a bird's eye view and FPS-like - all using only console characters. There were some bonus points - for example for animation or built-in map editor. (language was C)

My company is choosing a PHP framework, and want something 'accessable' for new hires. So they are choosing Zend.. Oh my

nobody.likes.java.EVER

Fresh computer, fresh start. Tries new text editor; hates it goes back to sublime

Don't want to go back to work and code, there's much better things to do; Like stay at home and code instead.

yeah guys... I'm going to need about 12 more monitors

I am impressed by the enthusiasm coming from people when ever Facebook release something, it must get tiring...