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*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!
Classic13 -
Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))
1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;23 -
Fuck You blue car driver who is texting and just cut in front of me! I accidentally double tapped the wrong rant!4
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Want to take your open office plan to the next level? Double the efficiency of your space by having two employees per standing desk.
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Me: double taps a rant to upvote.
Popup: Hint. You can double tap a rant to upvote.
Umm, sure. Thanks..3 -
Double tapping on a rant little slowly opens the rant activity twice.
Happens when I try to ++ a rant by double tapping. @dfox7 -
I now understand the double tap feature. It's really useful when your reading devRant while eating.6
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boss: What the fuck guys! Why didn't you go to the meeting this morning? Have you checked your google calendar?
me: But, but it is scheduled to tomorrow, google calendar says that.
boss: Who put that date?
me: You
boss:....
boss:And fo you double checked it?
me: What do you mean?
boss: Double check! Check if what is in the google calendar is correct!
me: But that doesn't make any sense.
boss: No excuses!! Next time you must double check!10 -
Boss: "If I double-click this button, the modal it opens flicker once for 0.00001 seconds?!?!?!?"
Me: "Ya... It opens two modals. It doesn't break anything, it looks normal except the flickering"
Boss: "It's no good!"
Me: "I've got a solution; don't fucking double click. It's a fucking website."
Boss: "IT'S NOT A WEBSITE. IT'S A SYSTEM"
Me: "It's a fucking website" *Exits room, trying not to strangle the boss".12 -
*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".
Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)
The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.
At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭15 -
"go back"
"now double the pixel"
*crystal clear image*
"ahhhh great we've got him"
Movies are sooooo logical6 -
Turns out, double tapping the rant too fast will not ++ it, but open it (sometimes twice even).
Not certain if it's a bug or just my shitty touchscreen, but make sure you tap more slowly if you have similar problems.3 -
Damn devrant, the double tap to ++ feature has me addicted.
Now I'm double tapping answers on Quora
1. Realize it doesn't work
2. Go to next answer
3. Repeat 😐8 -
ahaha. The white Slack emoji skintone is frowned upon at $work, and we're encouraged to use the yellow one instead to be "inclusive" -- but fear not, the brown ones are totally fine.
Gotta love woke companies.20 -
@dfox Another bug.
Sometimes when i double click on a rant to ++ it, it opens it twice instead (i have to press back twice to get to feed).12 -
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”5 -
Happy 100k ++
P.S: please write longer comments, it's a pain in the ass to double tap short ones and it keeps fucking opening them
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New phone, after using double-tap to upvote a rant devRant told me that I can upvote rants by double-tapping. No shit sherlock4
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My girlfriend dumped me after I named my project after her and started getting attached to the Project. She thought I was double dating....😂3
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Dev: Why do you have an identical if statement right below this one?
Manager: Because I want the code to double check, obviously.
Dev: …19 -
Not ++’ing a rant because double tapping / dragging the finger all the way to the side of the screen to the ++ button required too much effort.3
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Yes devRant, I know I can double tap to upvote a post, no need to show me the tip the one time I decide to click on the ++ instead!1
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@dfox
Double-tapping a rant on the search results page doesn't upvote the rant. Opens the rant instead.9 -
Was asked to log into a website by my company and I swear something was up... I needed to double-check
Yup... it's even worse than I thought.
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Sometimes when I am on reddit or fb, I will double tap a post to try to like it. It never works :(3
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So I'm cleaning up some buggy Java code when suddenly this dandy fine line appears:
if (new Double(a).toString() == "1.3") ...
Someone got paid for this :|10 -
When I found out my JSON didn't parse because I used single instead of double quotes after two hours
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Tried to double tap on a programming joke in the iOS Twitter app... Closed Twitter and opened devRant.4
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if you are tired, so fucking tired you are not fast enough to double tap a rant.
tap.... *rant opens* fuck! back..
tap... tap *rant opens* *rant opens* what the... back back
tap..tap oh cmon! Not again! back back
tap..tap *++ turns red*
Whohooo im a fucking genius!1 -
A colleague once changed the double click timing in the mouse settings to the lowest. This made double click impossible.
Took some time to figure out, and way more to solve without double click :/1 -
Developers dilemma
If I make something and someone else uses it and it breaks, its my fault.
If someone else makes something and I use it and it breaks, its my fault.1 -
That moment when you double tap tweet in Twitter to like it. 🙃
Why can't more apps be like devRant!3 -
I've been writing more python than English the last month so now I have to go through my essay and replace all the single quotes with double quotes...7
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His last words:
"I'm not a slave of you(boss). I'm a fuckn Developer!"
La-da-da-da-dahh
It's the mfin D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)1 -
Started a new blanket with stitches I’ve never tried before. Bottom is Victorian stitch, followed by a few rows of double crochet, followed by alpine stitch.
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”1 -
Biggest pet peeve of languages are those that use single quotes for strings.
It's single quotes for characters, double quotes for strings. Suck my diiiick26 -
I want my dual-monitors :c Seems like I need to double my amount of upvotes then. But I want to match my avatar to my real setup! :c
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Reviewing bosses code and had these two if statements with no logic between
if (someVar) {
if (someVar) { // double check someVar is true just in case
}
}7 -
for any freelance work I do my prices double for you if you offer to pay me through acknowledgement from your Instagram page7
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Found an issue where my double click event was not functioning correctly, so I added a break point and then it diddnt work at all... its taken me an hour to realise that if I breakpoint the click event, of course I'm never going to fire the double click event...2
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!dev
Acourding to greenmotion, Germans only need 15 Minutes to assemble the Table I assambled today, while everybody else needs double the time.
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Tabs v Spaces...
camelCase v snake_case
'single' vs "double"
hyphen-vs_undescore
The point here is PICK ONE AND USE IT.9 -
Dear fuckface,
Fuck you and your Electron gobbling up RAM like it's free food at a all-you-can-eat buffet. It's not. Please take your Electron and fuck the fuck off from my computer.
Sincerely, with a double middle finger and double middle toes,
PTH6 -
Apple can just sell anything for double it's price now huh?
There's no way that IPhone XR is worth $750. I bet the R stands for RIP OFF !9 -
class Fraction {
public double dValue;
int numerator;
int denom;
...
public UpdateDouble()
{
dValue = numerator/denom;
}
...
}2 -
On Play Store if you double tap on an image it will zoom out instead of zooming in.
Thanks Google!2 -
!rant
Double tap-like is not working properly on my Oneplus 3T while on list view. I'm wondering if it's just me or if it's a bug in the Android app...18 -
Just double tapped my old school, paper notebook to "wake it" before writing something down. Feel like calling it a week and just go home.1
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I live a double life as a programmer where I write Javascript during the day for work, and C during the night for fun (or to fight crime).10
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Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."2 -
Wow..I just noticed that you can upvote a rant by double tapping on it ..just like instagram.. I just started instagram..so noticing it now..6
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Genuine snippet of code from something we are rewriting from scratch..
// Returns true if section length is greater than maximum path
public bool isOversized(double sectionLength) {
return false;
}
Fffuuuuuu6 -
Some smarmy sounding guy: "Hello sir, you're a valued customer here at Comcast, we have a special deal this week, would you like to double your internet speed?"
Me: "Are you gonna throttle it before or after you double it?"1 -
Had to deactivate my nightfilter to get blinded, had to tap the ++ button more than double tapping, I should be also sleeping, but happy 20k 🎉🎊
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If I have to look at a file hierarchy I'd rather see it in the damn terminal.
cd + ls > double clicking, okay?
Filthy casuals :-/4 -
I was co-paneling an interview with my manager a while back. After the usual rounds of chitchat we decided to give the candidate a coding test. The problem was not challenging really and there candidate seemed quite confident to show off his coding skills.
This, however, was quickly interrupted by my manager who insisted to describe the actual algorithm for the answer verbally. The act of being helpful confused the hell out of the candidate who increasingly grew nervous.
Eventually my manager decided that there candidate was a failure on the grounds that he being too slow to formulate a solution.
When pressed that there candidate could have completed the test swiftly if he had been left alone, I was told that the company was looking for "drones who can carry out instructions" instead of "creative rebels like you (me)"3 -
Yuck, there's no keyboards shortcut for that. Now I have to move my hand all the way to my mouse and back again. Double yuck1
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I'm fed up of this fight about tab and spaces.
Do you prefer single or double quotes for strings?14 -
A programmer walks into a café and orders a double mocha. The barista replies, "sorry, sir we have floats only". :3
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Created a batch file to modify some system files on our embedded system.
Accidentally double clicked it in my development main machine :(
Man, fm fucking l2 -
Thank you devRant for the 2x sticker combo!! :) ( Usually it's just 3 stickers I think)
It's time to spread the word! :D
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Just realized, we can double tap on any post here...and it will be added as ++. Like we do in instagram.
How I didn't knew about this from so long.😅1 -
Incredibly drunk last night.
Decided to take the CD/DVD drive out of my old PC (now a server) and put it into my new gaming PC.
Required a partial rebuild because:
1) GPU was too close to PSU to plug in a new SATA power line
2) CPU cooling lines were directly in the way of the space for the DVD/CD bay
3) Had to route the new power cables of course
Incredibly, even though I couldn't stand, I was able to perfectly execute the maintenance on both machines and I'm even using the new PC to write this rant now.
I must be a God.5 -
Fuck NYC....just got hit with a fucking parking ticket for double parking. $115. *sigh* *pets cat in sadness*16
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Hi devs!
I've seeked the world but found no answer to this:
I want an android code to convert double[] to a sound file and be able to get that double[] from the file.
And yes I've tried stdAudio library but it did not work as I expected.
Give a replay, save my life 😁5 -
In my software development class today, the teacher asked us what a double equal sign means, and I swear to god, a student said “it double equals that value” 🤦♂️4
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Read code, exceptions, comments carefully. Double think before asking. But never hasitate to ask if you are stuck.
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Bought a tumbler with thermal suction and it's double insulated. No-spill-for-clumsy-devs kind of shit.
Worth the monehhh
#careless
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When ur the only one who can do a job and u feel sick but force urself to go so the workload doesnt double tomorrow.2
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Whatever duration estimate you have on a project, double it. Better in the clients eyes that you finish early than scrambling for time toward the end or finish late.1
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Yesterday, I asked for a double raise of my salary from mine p.manager.
I told him that I had an offer from another company with double salary.So we discussed the possibilities to have a good raise without changing company. He told me that can't be sure for my salary plan, but he will try to do the best.
I am still working in same company with same salary.
Who was bluffing better? 😑6 -
I work full time in backend web development and my sister that's in retail makes double what I make in a year... I need a new fucken job.8
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!Rant
.net 6 + c# 10 is a blast to work with !
I double dare you to create hello world with less lines :) (It's actually 1 line in .net 6)
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@dfox add a onBackPressed function and while exit make the code to double press the back button to exit.
Mistakenly clicked back button, now I hate my life.4 -
I just did a weird thing... I am used to ++ with a double tap... So, I am on relay for Reddit and like the post and I double tap it expecting an up vote. What have you done to me devRant???
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Always double your level of effort estimates to any management over what it's really going to take. Always.2
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I find it very strange and telling when people tell me that a dev shouldn't "re-invent the wheel", "roll your own" or "leave it to the experts" while simultaneously promoting substandard own-rolled projects by other people that simply got popular.
Kind of a strange elitist double standard that encourages a bad mindset of "I can't be as good as them" and it's toxic.
If you wanna make your own framework / package / etc, just do it, it might even be better.7 -
My daily life with Eclipse. Story #0:
Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: waiting for ages
Me: killing eclipse
Repeated the process several times. Solution:
Me: browsing SVN repo with Eclipse (double fail, I know)
Eclipse: freezes
Me: hover over another view
Eclipse: isn't frozen anymore
Thanks for wasting my time ... -
At the shop, buying cigarettes.
Me: give me *** cigarettes
Cashier: sure, you want one click, double click...
Me: do you have a right click? -
So we had a guy who spend decade in automotive, flight simulation and stuff. C mostly. Lasted only a month of his probation period. Didn't seem to know about double pointers. Maybe coding standards in automotive even discourage them...
But made me wonder how to judge skills. - I tend do be on the cautious side, as I hadn't really understood inheritance and many basic things when I started. But luckily my first boss believed in me, saw me gnawing through (Well about my 'initiation' that'd be others stories to tell). Well, guy was hired as a 'senior', so they expected bit more. Dunno, still feel a bit strange about it, even if I ranted about his chattering before, coz he also had his heart in the right spot, but maybe it's for the best anyway...
But guess who's taking his place in our team! Drumroll.. Yes, Mr gitmaster is. -
GODDAMNIT! I keep on trying to double tap submissions and comments on the Reddit App to upvote them!3
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It is a PITA, when you have to triple escape single and double quotes in strings in order to get your stuff working.1
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Turns out
if(double.TryParse(input, out double value)
{
//Do something with value
}
can't be used in compilers using C# versions prior to 7.0. Reason: → out double value ←
...k den7 -
"The web. Using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking. The computer screen, of course. The keyboard. The... bit that goes on the floor down there."3
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to be really honest rm is the sketchiest command on Linux for me. I'm always double checking if it is really what I want to be doing.12
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Ithkuil is beautiful.
A constructed language to eliminate double meanings. A lot of choice on concepts, the info packed as densely as possible.
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As the outrage surrounding Facebook burns on though the night, Google continues to happen and nobody bats an eyelid...3
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"Have you tried regenerating your provisioning profiles?" Say it one more time mothefucker I dare you I double fucking dare you.
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At the office, I've recently gone from drinking double cappuccinos to cappuccino with a shot of espresso.
Am I becoming closer to senior developer?1 -
Client: we want to double conversions and Facebook likes by end of year.
Dev: (internal: this is impossible) So what's the plan?
Client: *blank stare* ... -
I'm so used to using IDEs that I'm expecting double tapped words to highlight other instances of the same words while browsing the web 😅1
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Look at the picture. I know what you're thinking...
Believe me.
* I executed save all in VisualStudio
* reset all changes in git
* cleaned working directory with git
* restarted VisualStudio
* double checked if it's the right file
* double checked if there are new changes in git
Fuck this. VisualStudio, you suck.
Where are you taking these informations from if not from the project file!?
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Sooooo the computers at my university
printf("%f", 0.5);
Prints the biggest number a double can have, just... WHY!3 -
Really appreciating MVVM in android. It's doing wonders in my latest project as I double up on learning kotlin.2
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private static final int TEN = 10;
private static final double THOUSAND = 1000.0D;
[a copy-paste from our repo]13 -
Received a Full Stack Radio t-shirt and some new stickers this week, from the creator of Tailwind CSS. The shirt was printed in the wrong size; though I'm already happily expecting one in the right size, such things happen, and they fixed it before I even received this package (USA2BEL, 2 weeks in postage...)
Happy accident along with this; double the amount of stickers!! :D (and of course, double the shirts!)
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My team lead thinks using a double Not operator in javascript is too confusing and not readable.
Opinions?23 -
Frontend double standards: havind two CSS frameworks on THE SAME FREAKING PROJECT, with arbitrary usage!!!!11one5
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Here are some of the variable types in java if someone needs it :)
-String myString = "Hello";
//integeres
- Byte myByte = 127; [It can hold up to 128
-Short myShort = 530; [up to 32767] -> 2 bytes
-int myInt = 8021; [up to 2,147,483,647] -> 4 bytes]
-long myLong = 213134; [ up to 9,223,372,036,854,755,807] -> 8bytes
//Decimal Numbers
-float myFloat = 3.14f;
-double myDouble = 23.45;
P.S.
I hate double... idk why
Bye12 -
My mouse is now always double clicking for some reason ... Argh!!! Makes selecting text so fucking awkward8
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I usually click 30 times before I'm able to ++ a comment/rant by double clicking
I mean, it's called double, double click 😂👍 -
You know you are a frequent DevRant app user when you try to click ++ / double click the image posted by DevRant on Twitter1
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Feature request: copy text on double tap or hold on Android. Wanted to save a few quotes, but not as a screenshot... Just an idea :)3
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does anyone else with phones included larger batteries? i couldn't give a shit about weight or thickness, i'd double both if it means my battery life would double14
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So they're kinda the same
Worst
Took a support job because it paid double a dev job
Best
Got a job after having a really tough time this year2 -
First case of Coronavirus in my Country 🇬🇭. This is going to be a tough one since customary, we greet by shaking hands and our public transportation system...6
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Quickly delete a double record in the production database with a script, just forgot the where statement...2
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Advice in building muy first custom PC/workstation.
So the main aim of this computer would be installing Linux, of course! And learning bash.
The second objective is learning Dask and doing some machine learning.
Budget, I dont want the must expensive stuff, because it usually costs double and doesnt perform double.. Second or third tier would be ok.
*this is not a gaming pc5 -
Always thought I was inefficient because I double check so many commands in the terminal. Turns out, it's worth doing...
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double RandDouble(double min, double max) {
double rand = (double) RandomGen::GetRand32() / UINT32_MAX;
return (rand * (max - min)) + min;
}
I wrote this function 2 months ago and until now assumed it was working.
Turns out GetRand32 has a range up to INT32_MAX, not UINT32_MAX. So this function would only ever select the first half of the range.
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Hey, blonde bitch.
How about you leave the UX design to someone that can get the printer to do double sided first try. Okay?3 -
I literally handcuff myself to my desk sometimes. Also helps with my trichotillomania. Double win.5
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Clearly automated vehicles are not ready for India. As a human I can say the person is trying to explain the no parking sign through words. Systems have to be trained to judge these too :O
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Sometimes my girl talks dirty to me. She says things like:
"I always use double equals in JavaScript"
And
"I don't leave comments in my code"2 -
It bothers me far too much when I see people double clicking on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
Oh your browser has opened twice, yeah blame Windows.1 -
I hate it so badly when syntex highlighted code snippet on a web page goes to plain text on double click. Anyone knows it's purpose?7
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In South Park, Eric bought a bottle of double diet Mountain Dew. The double Mountain Dew contains double the sugar, and the diet contains half the sugar.
I just like Eric, bought ryzen 7 2700 for lower power rating, and then over clock it🤦♂️ -
Hi guys what is the meaning of double back slash in my Git folder? It is not removed when I do a "git clean -fd". This is the first time I encountered something like this.
$ git status
On branch master
Changes not staged for commit:
(use "git add <file>..." to update what will be committed)
(use "git checkout -- <file>..." to discard changes in working directory)
modified: some/folder/hello.php
Untracked files:
(use "git add <file>..." to include in what will be committed)
"\\"
no changes added to commit (use "git add" and/or "git commit -a")8 -
The CI on Mac is broken. Again.
Next time I have a client that wants me to work with Apple, I'll double my rate.1 -
My team is in charge of an old and huge monolith. Many times we have to write dirty hacks because otherwise we would need to rewrite lots of things just to make even 1 tiny addition.
- When my supervisor makes a hack: "yeah I know it's bad, but it's a shortcut that should temporarily satisfy the business now, we'll fix it later hahaha"
- When I make a hack: "it's a hack, can you not do that?"1 -
I packed double on mate today. Hopefully I'll survive the code review today. How I love fridays...3
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Just got accepted to a new position in a company in Dresden where I will earn more than the double of what I already earn! Long live Frontend!2
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Anyone else has this weird double-notification thing? Seems like it started this afternoon (1st August 2017 GMT +1).
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After being on devRant for a few months (previously with another account) I only now discovered you can like a comment/rant by double tapping it...6
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Receiving content in word littered with carriage returns and double spacing. They haven't figured out paragraph spacing (which will automatically add a desired gap between paragraphs) or that double spacing after a full stop died out after monospaced manual typewriters ceased to exist. For some this is the only Application they use and they still haven't figured out how to do the most basic shit. Useless Cunts.1
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Instead of adopting the ` character to represent multi-line string literals like JavaScript, Swift opts for three consecutive double-quotes. """ smh4
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I have been seeing double info and shitty margin on my Facebook feed...someone is going to get fired lol
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double-clicking bugs in web application.
They keep happening and generate double actions.
Instead of fixing the bugs, I created a script that check periodically for double actions and delete them from db.
I also gave db access to first level support and the query to delete double actions.
So I can be free on weekends and avoid the stress of fighting for resources -
I hate cron jobs. Hours of googling and double checking. My job is perfect. Still doesn't run according to the logs2
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Why is assigning something to a variable then returning it a code smell?
Simple example:
double makeNumber(String[] numbers)
{
StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
for (String n : numbers)
sb.append(Double.parse(number);
double result = Double.parse(sb.toString());
return result;
}
Why is this bad?
double result = Double.parse(sb.toString());
imagine is a more complicated assignment or calls another function that does some other weird stuff?
If i'm going to debug an issue, i m going to have to unwrap it anyway. So what's the cost of leaving it there?23 -
From mobile dev to mobile dev. I'm really digging the smooth transitions in the double filter in the app @devRant.
Smooooooth
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public Geopoint(double latitude, double longitude)
{
Latitude = latitude;
Longitude = Longitude;
}
Me: "why is the longitude always 0"
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Good job that didn't make it onto Nuget... oh, wait, yeah it did.6 -
i've been banned from SO again because too many people hit downvote on my shit without telling me why, so i'll ask in short here:
How the fuck are u64* and u64 different, why can't I cast between them or between them and a double and why the fuck is C gay?
Now, again but longer:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...32 -
New guy on my team keeps on saying "oops" and acts like a newb...
He's an experienced dev tho... Like 10yrs...
FML... HOW THE FUCK DID MY BOSS DECIDE TO HIRE HIM...
And then this afternoon I decided to look at internal mobility... all the postings (there were only a few even though we're supposed to be hiring like crazy this year) had descriptions that required experience in everything
Do you want me to move or not ...
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Genuine 1 line function found in a production system:
private bool NotExists(int typeId) {
return !collection.Any(item => item.typeId == typeId) ? false : true;
}
I can't decide how many double negatives are involved here!1 -
Seriously going to make submit buttons only work if you double click them. Jokes, I disable after the first click, I disable... 🙄
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Being black....It's workin' twice as hard as the people you know you're better than
'Cause you need to do double what they do so you can level them.1 -
Some iOS APIs are just retarded.
Apple's retarded double negative:
myUIButton.isHidden = fasle
How about just:
myUIButton.isShown = true4 -
When people write functions/methods with bodies smaller that the call header (-_- ).
Function calls are not free people! Just Inline that shit manually (or at least make sure the compiler does so)!
double degree_to_radians(double degree){
....return (degree / 180.0) * M_PI;
}8 -
Anyone know where i can safely get the locky double zip? need it for some VM testing
thanks in advance1 -
devRant feature request
Double tap to zoom into pictures. Would make it a whole lot easier to just browse with one hand.1 -
Who does remember double click days? 😂 I don‘t even remember why it was double click instead of single click and lazy to google.3
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What a lovely Sunday morning...debugging a double free on a GTK+ software I'm writing! It will take me ages to find it xD
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Wait, I HAVE to use double quotes when referring to RiotJS tags within JS, otherwise the in-browser compiler just spits out errors? FU
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Windows 10 died. Beyond restore. Beyond system reset. It has been exactly 6 months and 2 days. Thank God I have fucking Ubuntu double boot...
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Maybe it's a dumb question, I don't know…
Why "Math.Truncate()" (trunc() in C++) returns a double?
Its only purpose is to return the integer part of a double, which is a fucking integer…
Same for floor() and ceil().
My point is that you can put an int in a double without any problem (so they could have return an int), not the other way around, so you have to convert it if you need it in an int.3 -
My double time is when I spit rhymes twice as fast
Your double time is when you work twice as long to afford jetbrains and simping2 -
"You shouldn't use STL as it's slower"
<<Writes std::array instead of double* >>
Oh look, the execution time and the instruction read is the same! -
The feeling when you keep getting these job offers at creative agencies and others, but can't accept because you're in college
such a double edged sword xD2 -
Who the fuck puts the dynamic title of a blog post into the href attribute without escaping double quotes and shit? AARRRRGH
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