So I work at a digital agency and the second my manager heard Twitter had upped its character limit he started planning out all the new hashtags and emojis he’s going to include to max out the limit.

Please Twitter, stop.

It bothers me far too much when I see people double clicking on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

Oh your browser has opened twice, yeah blame Windows.

me: “Realistically, the only way to pull in this data without replicating and without an API feed is to scrape it from the site”

manager -> to the client: “basically he’s got to hack your system to do it”

manager: “So I’ve told the client that their website should be EXACTLY the same as -“

me: 😐

“So we want a 360° product view, do we need to get a 360° camera for that?”

It’s like my boss is trying to purposely make my life difficult.

He forces me to make two barely started and very complex websites live months early and then spends the rest of the day complaining that things don’t work properly yet.

What the actual fuck, what do you expect?!

But no, people are desperate to read your poorly formatted blog posts about how amazing Gary V is.

Substitute teacher’s idea of a challenging class was two hours of file organisation complete with tutorial on how to make folders.

Of course I got detention because I asked for something else to do.

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boss: Yeah we really love our minimal white website, but our logo needs primary yellow stars around it. We think it looks great.

me: -_-