Learn rust

Switch(laptop){
Case weekdays: work
Case weekend: personal
}

After two months of working on the new version I've finally decided to compile everything. I must say I was pretty confident that everything would compile pretty well.
I've never been so wrong in my life xD

When you're fucking pairing on my fucking desk you have to glue your fucking fingers to the fucking keyboard! Stop picking your nose and your ears you dirty bastaaaaaaaard

Tonight is coding night! Who else will be doing the same? :)

Working on a FOSS (side) project is...an additional job apparently :D

Attention guys and gals! If you are using grafana in your home setup, update it asap to 4.6.4 or 5.2.3. versions before those two are affected by an authentication bypass vulnerability. CVE 2018-15727
In the meanwhile, my nginx config is blocking everything but the LAN ips :)

Let's work on my my side project after work.
Oh, a cold beer
Oh, Netflix
Oh, it's past dinner time.
Fuck

Fucking translation service!! (Wordreference)
This morning I got the usual gdpr thingy and I thought "ok let's have a look what this translation service is doing"
You damn bitch that fucking list contains dozens and dozens of rows and I have to fucking manually disable them one by one.
What the hell, did you hire a monkey to code this stuff you utterly incompetent company? I'm never gonna you this thing again

Guess who's doing a database double major versions update on our biggest prod system at 3am?

Dear LinkedIn recruiters, have you ever learned how to fucking read ?!!?!!

Never update prod stuff on a Friday afternoon.
After the team lunch.
With cheese fondue and white wine.

That feeling when you receive your first GitHub contribution on one of the side project you've been working on for months :D

I'm soon gonna leave my secure and well paid job I'm actually doing abroad for trying remote working from my home country. Let's see how this will play out...

Why in hell you don't want to deploy fucking vm

Use to do backend stuff, today I spent most of the afternoon understanding and fixing a damn jade file. Fuck frontend, I really hate that stuff.
Sorry to all the frontend fellas here, I have nothing against you :P :)

Welcome to the upside down xD hdd temperature was 55°C before... Now 36 B-)

Always test your code, especially if you did a commit to master on Friday afternoon. Otherwise, you will end up deleting thousands of vms.

Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL

Me listening to a talk: "and we can think about running a VM inside a container"

WHAAAAAAT?!?

If you could solve *one* of the major unresolved problems in computer science, which one would you choose and *why*?

I wanna learn rust, go, Ruby, lolcode, brainfuck, the meaning of life, etc... And then every time I start a new side project I always do that in C xD I guess it's because you can not easily forget your first love :D

Need a "delete as a service" for your company? There we go :D https://devnull-as-a-service.com/

Wtf do some tests before releasing your software! Changing /tmp permissions to 600 is not supposed to happen you i***t!

From every developer comes great responsibility.

Found the bug!

Finally the weekend has come! I can now start working again on my project <3

What a lovely Sunday morning...debugging a double free on a GTK+ software I'm writing! It will take me ages to find it xD

Wanted to code this Saturday but this hangover is killing me x(

while (working) {
if (time.now() - last_pause > 45m) {
rest_eyes(me)
}
}

If you put a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?