Oh thats how it works.

If(foo ==exactlyTheValueThatBreaksCodeForNoReason) { return }

When I fix other people's code

So...the internet is a beautiful place..

502 Bad Gateway

best script ever :))

FUCK... THIS WAS JUST THE WORST WEEK I'VE EVER HAD IN MY JOB. LITERALLY WANNA JUST THROW MY DESK TO MY BOSS AND THEN CLEAN HIS BLOOD WITH HIS LAPTOP COMPONENTS AND THEN SELL THEIR ORGANS TO THE BLACK MARKET, USE THAT MONEY TO BUY A MACHINE GUN AND USE IT AGAINST THAH GODAMN CLIENT...

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

When you really need to wake up

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Best way to handle exception!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S UNDEFINED. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

my eyes hurts so much

Sad but true

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"Cool."

We're a family of nerds.

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css pun series #1