"the customer is always right" hahahahaha

@nitwhiz
If you ever meet a genius who's not weird, gimme a call. You've just discovered a new species.

What game is it? We need details

So I guess end of next month you'll be celebrating 200,000?

@Fast-Nop If I'm downloading a random recipe generator that someone made on reddit, why would I worry about getting sued?

Then a very obvious question comes up: Who funds it? It's impossible in a free market system to make money off of just a nice idea. It has to be a money-making idea.

Get that hentai out of my face

Wtf? If you use a laptop, there's no warranty? That's not even a warranty at that point, it's legal armoring.

I hate management systems like this. It basically teaches you that the best coder you can be is when you blindly follow orders.

@kangalioo I know, right? If chemists can pounce on this now, very basic operations could be done in batches or in a much smaller amount of space. Chemical reactions could be the future of computing!

...or I'm just getting too excited :p

https://techxplore.com/news/...

For article

So you've finally revealed your true intentions with my parrot

That's why you use Haskell. Because it's better

*listens to free bird by lynard skynard three times*
*Ironically ends up walking 500 miles*

@FelisPhasma if you wanted to buy a couch, would you just ask for default size? No. You would find out what is best for you.

@kgbemployee thanks!

@kgbemployee Oh. Am I allowed to just pretend it was a pun?

@kgbemployee was this a pun, or...?

I'm a human being, and to buy a human being is probably pretty expensive. I am useless, however...so we can just say $5

You should get a pro controller

@ranggawiratno I feel a certain need to point out that it was a joke

Perfect solution:
a = b
b = a

Does he know what factorial means?

They aren't predicting jack, they're just uploading everything you own.

"Actually, I prefer lua's syste-"
Me: *summons the power of Satan to destroy their hands such that they can never touch a keyboard again"

P.P.S. I am convinced that if I had thrown crap at a keyboard without batteries the final video would have been better.

@joshbent

I don't understand. I don't speak European.

You know what else I know? This is a joke/meme not tagged as joke/meme.

"my meme has to do with me being mad at something, so it's a rant."