I can kind of relate to this

Be me first time using python forced into it.
Get frustrated with all the syntax errors you make and Python's cancerous horseshit syntax.
Chase a weird desync problem between C code client and Python raspberry pi controller.
Make 7000 changes to the code and run out of ideas because nothing makes sense anymore.
Decide to go ahead and write C code.
Find out you've been writing code to a different file and running an older version of the code.
I'm a retatd FML don't be like me.

The whole family

Wrote this on a quote board at work after spending six hours trying to get one piece of software to work on Ubuntu.

That moment when you are a new coder,ask a question on StackOverFlow,get -3 rep and you can't ask a new question for 2 days

In my college days i was designing a bootloader for avr microcontroller , i had the idea to flash code wirelessly to avr over bluetooth and also cross compile the compiler for android device so that you can code on android, every thing went well just one thing didn't, i saw that code of certain size is executing properly , greater than that size gives me wired outputs so i have to dump hex from the avr (that is flashed the by bootloader) and compaire it with the original hex of code it got messy as you can see, most fun part of this bug is that error can be anywhere cross compiler may be fucked up , the bootloader may be fucked up , or it may be my bluetooth module , after 14 hours of staring at the hex code i figured out the mess in bootloader instruction that was changing the page address for flashing .

when it worked it was 3am in night i literally burst into tears of joy next day bought myself a cake to celebrate

That feeling when you lose just a little bit of your code...

There goes my Sunday 😏

This is way too true.

"It's compiling"

two states

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

Well this old "Learn PHP4 in 24 hours" helps me put my little girl to sleep.

When your OS crashes so badly that your computer looks at you like this.

How I explain web development to non-tech people :/

My boss: "Do you ever like, not be on the computer?"

Me: " it's my job"

Boss: "oh shit you right. My bad"

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

C++ vs C

HTML + CSS

Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

Every time or not?

so truee

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

True. ..

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Perfect name of a son

New office, same old Bruce

- Boss server is down
- Can you reboot it?
- Oh well... how can i explain you...

That awkward moment when your shower has a better commit streak than you.

When you start typing localhost but you are to fast and to furious for the browsers autocomplete and end up searching in google for this...

So far no one has notice but it is only a matter of time before I will be questioned about my Shakira obsession...