AI bot for heroes of might and magic 3, the old AI is simply too bad :)

Goddammit have tried for several days to get a vpn up and running so we can have a mac as build server.

I have opened the ports on the router, tried l2tp and openvpn, everything works on the local network.

However accessing my static ip from my ISP, it just gives me weird errors from the devices no information. Goddammit what to do....

Friends Dev-Ranting

Hello?
> dear sir, we have found your pc is infected!
Oh dear, where?
> no, no sir. Not where, your private pc has a virus.
ohh, okay. Thank you. Now that you know can you tell me where it is, I mean the IP I cannot find it!
*hangs up*
dammit then where did I put that PC?

Nomi...

Looking for parking in copenhagen airport...

why, Why... WHY! *heart-attack*

I have waited a couple of months, so I hope the airport has changed their settings.

But hey if you need a free commercial spot in dusseldorf airport you could give it a try.

PM: You developers are like craftsmen, you're so unreliable in your time estimates, I do not know why I bother asking you.

Looking up, thinking if you gave me time to investigate the issue before forcing me to give an estimate... *smile and wave*

Good PM you sod off !!

Happy new year from Denmark.

Hope your year will be full of great projects with success and without terrible PM's

The weirdest coworker must be...

Fuck is it me?

Took an extremely hard 3d course during my exchange. We started 40. 6 finished the course. The workload was big , but not difficult.

But I lost my virginity and then personal projects made me improve the skills 😊

Vmware, vmware what should I do without you!

Installed ros and everything on NVidia board. Dd on to SD card and I have a bootable device.

Fiddle with boot config - fuck yeah.

I then just flash the new board.

Everything crashes FUCK. off and on again... Come on! phew

Ahhh but the flash should work, hmm choose another partition.

Everything is done YES I AM A HACKER. Unplug sd card, off and on again.

No response killed the bootloader, fuck me...

Big meeting in our hobby app team, surprise our app is not performing weel on abandoned silverlight framework for windows phone.

Should we go for uwp or xamarin? Our code base is as mentioned in Silverlight so a tool for some conversion exists towards uwp, but is half baked.

Azure, great development slots! Must have, now I can have developer, staging and production. The greatest no downtime when swapping a new server in....

Everything crashes? WTF?

OKAY, so swapping to a service that authenticates users makes the authentication part crash :/

Phew development slots ROLL BACK...

No the entire service was broken. Rolling back, all non authenticating controllers work, but the authentication never happens, so server is working, but the users cant use it. Fuck!

Delete everything. Recreate. The setting persists. WTF. Delete again, recreate, reinitialize, republish, it works as it should when tested phew.

Creating new service experiencing cant replicate. Hmm, okay must have been a glitch. Next, update, YEAH swap, no downtime!!!

*EXPLOSION* ..... RINSE AND REPEAT:/

So at least the choice of our team using silverlight, had some payoff!!! Stickers xD

Infineon infineon infineon...
Your aurix tricore is amazing for all safet systems... On paper.

Your support is abysmal. Tried forums, support line to verify a demo that only seems to work sometimes.

I just wanted to get ethernet communication using the demo. But hey one week gone and no success....

And the code seems to behave differently for each run :| the debugger works only on global variables and no printf statements. But hey just make a lot of globals right? So little footprint available so not possible :-\

Hoped that some forum could confirm the demo so I knew I was just making a fuck up, but cannot get that verified...

Embedded programming not for me... :/

Finally after a couple of years, we finally finished our game for... Windows phone. When we started the only real choice was to develop in silverlight.

Now silverlight has been discontinued and microsoft released uwp, no real help to convert to uwp (I know mobilize bridge exists, but it is not very good) since many features does not exist yet in uwp :/

But hey that's expected right? But couldn't microsoft at least ensure performance of silverlight apps on win10 mobile??? We have used a lot of time optimizing that the game runs smoothly on crap phones on wp8.1, but highend phones on win10 lags....

Thanks microsoft for taking a change :/